Todd Strandberg

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@optionscjp @TDylanfonseca @elonmusk @Tesla Chubby is protesting because he thought TESLA made low-fat food.

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@RealJamesWoods Now, how are we to go back to laughing at all the Hollywood liberals who lost their homes now that your house is safe? Thanks a lot Mr. Woods.

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@1capplegate Aren't you the woman who dumped Brad Pitt at a party when he was young & hot?

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@CollinRugg Scarborough thinks he has the most essential job on planet earth. Here I thought he worked for CNN.

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I was using the drive-thru at McDonalds, and this hand came out and touched my penis. I didn't see a face, but I heard that infamous cackle. #KamalaGropedMe

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Smiith-Caldwell Drug Store closes doors; business sold to Walgreens https://t.co/jbR5xl5PiK via @SalineCourierSp

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@hanging_z Congratulations Dr. Z. I just heard that by going into your third season, you will be hosting the longest-running simian-led chat show in all of Hollywood history.

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@pbaker You're mad because CNN wants to be more centralist. We already have a dozen other news outlets on the far left. It seems to be a no-brainer business decision. You pal can move on to MSNBC.

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@feliciasonmez

Hooray, now you have all the time in the world to attack people.

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@RealJamesWoods That is very strange for the robber to suddenly decide to take a nap.

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The Greatest Scientific Question: Why Are We Here? https://t.co/q4DL9SjLQL via @RaptureReadyWeb

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“The reason that 'guru' is such a popular word is because 'charlatan' is so hard to spell.” - William Bernstein. Exhibit 27,844 ...

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@hanging_z @br0wneyedsusan Elizabeth Taylor was so drunk herself I don't think she noticed your antics.

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@Andrew_Farriss

Andrew I have the Official Autobiography of INXS and Richard Simpkin's giant book about Michael. Is any member of INXS working on a book of their own?

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@steveinman There was some type of explosive in the mattress.

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@JimGaffigan I need to stop calling Gaffigan the clean comedian.

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@HowardMortman Rush haters might as well thank Satan for this news.

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@JimCarrey What amount of bath salts do you snort before drawing a picture? Hellen Keller's nose would make a better sense of your work than my eyeballs.

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@Reuters Harrison Ford wants to save the Amazon rain forest wood for the fireplaces at his various mansions.

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@AC360 If Anderson Cooper didn't have TDS he would declare this trainwreck as the most embarrassing interview of his life.