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[Raq @raqqqh]

Just had a meeting with HR because someone thought my shirt said rape..... bitch it’s bape

[STONE @ismaDinter2]

Il est venu avec sa tenue de l’Aid pour abattre le Shai-TAN

[FLEEKNIK @Judnikki]

cuz she from the bronx my friend. there’s no such thing as a light skinned girl from the bronx with fear in her heart.

[Mikael @BacardiCapital]

I keep a nightstand full of fake van cleefs as a goodie bag for one night stands

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Walking alone through a foreign city at night and realizing how far you’ve come has to be a top 3 peak moment of all time

[JT @jiratickets]

Knew a dude who emailed the IT guy directly instead of submitting a ticket and they blew his shit smoove off

[Imani 🇵🇷 @imanii_reena]

“I never heard a Bad Bunny song” - a man who don’t be around bad bitches.

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

my god this is the truest thing ever posted

[Miilato @miiilato]

“man I wish I had today off”
me on my days off:

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

knicks win one of their last few games before communism

[CG @VersaceChopstik]

You’re not gonna believe this

[bevin @Kevchesterr]

AGAIN

FUCK BOSTON
FUCK THE RED SOX
FUCK THE CELTICS
FUCK THE BOSTON TEA PARTY
FUCK THE HARBOR
FUCK FENWAY
FUCK THE BRUINS
FUCK MARK WAHLBERG
FUCK WAHLBERGERS
FUCK DUNKIN
FUCK YOU TOO BEN AFFLECK
FUCK THE RED SOX
FUCK MASSACHUSETTS WORST STATE TO SPELL

SMD

NY OR NOWHERE

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

can we get a wellness check on him 😭

[Jon Bird @2002tacomasr5]

Finance guy was bumbling around like he'd never been in a coffee shop before so I hit him with a "not exactly locked in today are we boss?" And he almost came over the counter at me

[moodey @mozeymoodey]

that cheap ass fruit.. that nigga don’t know how to treat you

[Jay Martin 🏠 🏢🏚️🌇 @jaymart222]

Since Gothamist has posted this same article 35 million times in the last 3 days I felt the need to clear some things up.

The cost to renovate these apartments averages 80-150k (which is still 300k per apartment cheaper than NYCHA) and the owner has to spend the money first then submit receipts to qualify for up to 50k of reimbursement based on the DHCR cost schedule of appliance and building repairs.

Then the unit must be rented to a CityFheps voucher (section 8 isn’t eligible nor a cash renter). That voucher is capped at whatever the stabilized rent is. Likely very low or the unit would have been renovated and rented.

Just speak to non-profits about how unreliable and slow the city’s voucher is. It’s gotten better, but it’s not very easy to work with.

Most likely the owner will not be able to get a loan for the renovations because the bank won’t underwrite the loan with the rent so far below the payback. They also don’t consider the voucher reliable enough to lend based on.

So in sum, it’s a partial reimbursement to be mandated to operate an apartment that you can’t even afford to pay back the cost of getting it ready to rent.

I mean property owners are constantly being accused of only caring about money. If it was really easy money do we think they’d not take it , just to prove a point? That sounds silly because it is.

[Cream of Wheat Confusion🇧🇿📸 @aspencphoto]

Yall gonna stop playing with us. We only get 2 weeks of vacation per year and you not making us spend it at the embassy getting a new passport and cards.

[Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L]

Zohran: New York should be affordable for everyone

Cuomo: A single mother is homeless because your rent is too low

Eric Adams: Deep down, I think I must be little bit Dominican

[John Sleepa @ComedianSleepy]

Work a remote job. What you a stay at home mom?

[sydney @demiurgently]

great paradox of nyc is that it’s full of workaholics but you can only truly enjoy it if you’re a little unemployed

[🦅 @JayZ0verrat3d]

crackas want u to forget slavery and jim crow then go say some shit like this😂😂😂