My mom freaked out that I died in a car accident on 79th street last night because I ghosted her after she asked if I liked the couch she bought. I do not like the couch she bought.
Something that haunts me is the time I was living in San Francisco and a pack of raccoons chased me down the street and people watched and laughed from their windows
Had a dream last night that I was Kim and Pete’s third which doesn’t make a lot of sense to me as I’m not particularly attracted to either of them. Thoughts?
My brain is an absolute mess and I can’t remember what I did yesterday but I do know exactly where I was and what I was doing when Kylie Jenner posted her stormi announcement video