Jared Reed

Opinions are mine unless you disagree with them. Then they are the opinions of my hacker

[Praise @tufpraise]

All this in just 4 years.

Remember when they insisted it was impossible to build green infrastructure quickly enough

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I’m joining the manosphere because society doesn’t let straight men french tuck their shirts

[Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darren_cullen]

On the tube

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At it again

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@AlexDotCool Get this guy in the idea room of GM stat

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My goals as a musician? To redefine the Christian rock genre and flip it on its head

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So I heard the new BTS album ain’t doing so hot. Might I suggest they all grow mustaches?

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Better to piss on yourself than to piss in yourself Proverbs 9:11

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We totally won the war. That's why we're doing more war.

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Bad news for me. Other white guys just found out about tajin. Guess I’m no longer a unique ally

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Netflix buying Warner Brothers. Man it’s so fucking over.

They used to stop MGM from owning movie theaters. What the fuck man

[McSweeney's @mcsweeneys]

"We even got them to agree not to pass the healthcare subsidies that we’ve been working for. You know, the ones average Americans rely on. Here’s how we did it: We asked, then they said, 'No way,' and then we said, 'Okay.' That’s how you win."
https://t.co/fvklJ6KSuH

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@AlexDotCool Would retweet this if I could

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I bet the day the cast of SNL shoots the opening credits intro feels like picture day in elementary school to them

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90 degrees Fahrenheit

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Just as a point blank fact this video would get you on Ellen in 2012

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Shitty Corolla Update:
The number of zip ties holding my car together has increased from 2 to 3

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Anyone else always forget ducks can fly? Catches me off guard every time

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“if its covid paxlovid”????

What do they think I’m so dumb that if it rhymes I’ll totally buy in???

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For the love of god someone get this man back into a hobby. He’s going stir crazy