Can’t believe I wasn’t invited to Taylor Swift’s wedding despite going through a very public Folklore phase during the summer of 2020. It’s fine. Whatever. I’m seeing Minions & Monsters tomorrow so it’s not like I don’t have plans.
I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.
No President in History has ended the same war so many times.
Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count.
No President has ever done this before.
And he is nowhere near finished ending it.
It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Remember ICE killed Keith Porter Jr before they killed the two white people. Stop leaving him out of the conversation.
Keith Porter Jr. Killed by ICE December 31, 2025, in his home
Cops genuinely cannot be human because imagine killing a 1 year old completely innocent soul because you thought someone was stealing diapers. Didn’t even occur to you to see if your stupid ass could just help pay for them with your overinflated overtime. Sick, sick bastards.