Neil Jacobson

If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning; I'd hammer in the evening all over this land. I don't have a hammer. Dammit.

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@WhiteHouse Now 23 weeks into the 4 week war that we won after 1 week

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@BadFoxGraphics What is that thing sitting between those guys in suits?

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@Acyn Sign me up!

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@Acyn It continues to amaze me that the Junior Under-Assistant Secretary of State Rubio continues to be considered anything more than a sock puppet for Donald Trump

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@TanyaLukyanova_ @60Minutes So excited for you and @MrBeast to be joining @60Minutes at this auspicious time. Looking forward to probing journalistic excellence and my chance at $1M for standing on my hands while singing God Bless America!

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@nickbilton @60Minutes Why not Mr Beast?

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@CBSNews A bruise is caused by internal bleeding.

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@krystalball He had a bruise. That's internal bleeding. Possibly from the gun recoil, I guess.

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@USDOL Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer

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@SallyHarri2471 @hissgoescobra Because he didn't get a 'great deal'. He got a plan for an outline for an immediate rise in import prices.

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I voted! https://t.co/fMEeUz8OTr https://t.co/HlLPhgRfN8 # #YourVoteForIsraelsFuture #ZionistElection2025 #ZionistElection

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#Prediction2025 China invades Taiwan on 1/20/25. Trump shrugs. TSMC forced to withhold Nvidia semi shipments until Trump backs down on tariffs. Trump in crisis mode from Day 1. Downhill from there.

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@LahavHarkov Less than 2% and 250000 votes across 3 swing states is not actually a landslide.

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What counts as promoting Threads?

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@ArtCandee Not much of a dare. They're weak and dumb.

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@thehill WTF

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@AmichaiStein1 Mr Trump doesn't give a sh*t about Israel except as a method to deliver the Evangelical vote. The Evangelicals, of course, support Israel to bring on Armageddon, the death or conversion of all Jews and the Second Coming

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@LahavHarkov It's easy to write fiction.

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@mattgaetz All that is needed is thoughts and prayers, no?