Ras Khwareli

Rastafarian | Lawyer | Student of something | Political Activist | EFF Defender | Retweets are not endorsements™

[Man’s NOT Barry Roux @AdvoBarryRoux]

As long as it’s not blue lights or an emergency vehicle you don’t have to move! General Mkhwanazi really fixed South Africa. no blue lights on site!

[Musa Khawula @Musa_Khawula]

askies neh, my sweet angel baby pie @Julius_S_Malema

i'm also gonna be voting eff, we can't afford to lose even one vote by shipping my lil broke ass to prison, think ahead, my sweet darling,

oh! how i love you,

xo xo,
gossip girl,

[Thando Maeko @HelloThando]

SA's future is inseparable from the future of Africa -Ramaphosa

[Tau e Tshehadi @D_Molatoli]

Colonel Jacob is supposed to take a flight back this afternoon. Chair said they must take a short break to "sort out logistics". I wonder if it was to change flight times of the van engine is running outside with J50? 🙆‍♀️😮
#MadlangaCommission

[CertifiedEcoTourismDoyenne @ms_tourist]

Advocate Mntungwa raised a very pertinent question to Jacobs yesterday.

He explained that, based on some extensive reading he had done on cocaine, the drug is available in varying grades . As a result, its street value can differ significantly depending on the grade.

He further pointed out that, for all we know, the cocaine involved could have been of a higher grade than what was stated, meaning its actual street value may have been considerably higher than the amount presented. Remember, no tests were done , we were only told they were worth R200mil.. Needless to say, Jacobs conceded and I knew right there ukuthi akudlalwa umas’gcosi la…

[Musa Khawula @Musa_Khawula]

Meet Patrick Dlamini, who manages R3.8 trillion of public pension funds.

Patrick Dlamini has been found to have lied to Parliament under direct questioning.

Minister of Finance; Enoch Godongwana was his chairperson at Development Bank of Southern Africa.

The National Treasury headed by Patrick Dlamini and Public Investment Corporation board has remained silence regarding this matter.

PART 1.

[Ma-Sengane💅🏿 @_ayanda_sengane]

This guy lied on his CV and got the job. Fake degree, fake experience, everything.
Months later HR found out and fired him immediately. He signed, packed up, and left quietly.
That same afternoon—the system crashed. Payroll, emails, everything down.

IT couldn’t fix it. Senior engineers tried. Nothing worked.
Then someone said it: only he ever understood that system.
HR called him. He picked up: “I don’t work there anymore.”

The system stayed down for hours… until they rehired him on a higher salary.
He then said, Next time, verify skills before verifying CVs.💀

[Heidi Giokos @HeidiGiokos]

BREAKING: NPA has lifted the suspension of the State Prosecutor Mkhuseli Ntaba.
He was the first prosecutor in the #JoeSibanyoni matter.

Ntaba was suspended after then Chief Magistrate Tuleta Tonjeni found Ntaba in contempt and issued a warrant for his arrest.

Ntaba can now return to work.
The NPA is still awaiting a final report but the interim report suggests that Ntaba did speak of his Saftey & other concerns.

@eNCA @Abramjee

[#LordOfTheMedia @samkelemaseko]

Mdumiseni Ntuli: There is no tension between me and the SG, he doesn’t relate to me as someone who doesn’t think. The impeachment committee was very difficult for me in choosing members. I had to exercise my mind and the work of other committees. There were one to two changes made by the officials. #sabcnews

[Modibe Vladimir Modiba @mmodiba10]

News24 once released a story that members of the hawks are being investigated for selling whistleblowers statements to the accused.

With that in mind, one member who was part of the team that arrested the CEO of JDA with huge amounts of money, confirmed the exact amount of money they found.

Jiki jiki all of a sudden the amount has dramatically decreased and the charges dropped, for NOW.

Something is brewing 🤔🤔

[Ms•Deee @deeeeoflagos]

Wife texts her husband at work: "Don't forget bread. Oh, and your girlfriend
Elizabeth says hi!"

Husband: "Who's Elizabeth?"

Wife:"Nobody, just making sure you read my text."

Husband: "Phew! I'm with Elizabeth right now. I thought you caught us!"

Wife: "What?! Where are you?"

Husband: "Near the bakery."

Wife:"Stay there, I'm coming!"
Five minutes later...

Wife: "I'm here, where are you?"

Husband: "At work.
Since you're there, grab the bread."
🤣🤣😂🤣

[Bra Hloni @BraHlonisky]

Zwelinzima Vavi says he did not attend conference of the left because he couldn't share the platform with a compromised person like Ace Magashule.

[Panashe @NasheCeezet_zw]

At our office, there was an elderly receptionist everyone underestimated.

She spoke softly.
Moved slowly.
And wrote everything down in a tiny notebook she carried everywhere.
Employees joked that she was “stuck in the 1980s.”
One afternoon, a man arrived claiming to be from the company’s internet provider.

[Sunday World News @SundayWorldZA]

DA calls for ‘non-ANC’ chair for Phala Phala impeachment committee
https://t.co/2MiHv5VjvW

[Bra Hloni @BraHlonisky]

1. Cat Matlala
2. Brown Mogotsi
3. General Sibiya
4. Katiso Molefe

The cast is set. Phakama Phathu Makwarela.

[Sinawo Thambo @Sinawo_Thambo]

We spoke briefly at the media briefing of the Conference of the Left on its significance

History demands that the left unite!

[Msunu ka Johann Rupert @ZizinjaAbelungu]

"AmaXhosa are found in Zimbabwe" - Julius Malema

In the village of Mbebesi in Zimbabwe that is where you will find most of the Xhosa people, with different clan names.

@Julius_S_Malema is correct to say We are one people

[TSEK @sadmethod]

We were chilling when my friend said, “Guys, Bolt will humble you.”

He said one day the app showed R120 before the trip. He even confirmed with the driver before leaving.

“Boss, it’s R120 right?”

Driver said, “Yes, sharp.”

So he relaxed.

They drove nicely, no traffic, no detours, no special effects. But when they arrived, the app suddenly said R200.

My friend looked at the phone.

Then looked at the driver.

Then looked at the phone again like maybe his eyes were also charging surge pricing.

He said, “But we agreed on R120.”

The driver just shrugged and said, “Mina ngiwu Father Christmas weh petrol?”

We all lost it. 😭

Because what kind of answer is that?

Now my friend is standing outside the car arguing like he’s at CCMA.

[Sinawo Thambo @Sinawo_Thambo]

Even SASCO just arrived at the Conference of the Left, just got acknowledged.

Additionally forgot to mention that SANCO has been here since Day 1, led by its entire national executive.

SACP, COSATU, COSAS, SASCO, SANCO

siShota ngeWomen’s League then the ANC will literally be alone shouting on the sidelines because of one man with a fragile ego.

Sisisi Tolashe phakama. . .

[HOUSE PORN @HOUSEPORN___]

these stairs look like they're made of actual lava 😮