Rashelle

Gym ninja. ACSM-CPT. Super Geek. Vodka Connoisseur. Amateur Chef. Animal Lover - All I want is to pet all of the dogs.

[Rashelle @rashelleHMM]

What's a sophomore slump, @itsdorothysucka? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #DTTB

[Rashelle @rashelleHMM]

@BEARTOOTHband @alanb_dood Always a good time seeing shiprocked family members! Let us normal folks know what your energy secret is...cause holy f*ck! Hope you guys get tapped for SR23 🤞

[Rashelle @rashelleHMM]

Notre Dame at no. 6 watching the teams ahead of them start to fall. #CFBPlayoff #CFP #GoIrish

[Rashelle @rashelleHMM]

First show since @ShipRocked 2020. Let's go @WeAreDed!

[Rashelle @rashelleHMM]

This men's tournament is wild! My bracket is shot, but this is the best tourney we could have asked for after last year! #MarchMadness #YearOfTheUnderdog #MyBracketNeedsAStimulus

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

Why would a man who solicits donations claiming he won the election, and will serve a second term, issue a flurry of pardons as if he was on the last days of his Administration? Because it’s a damn scam. That’s why.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

The claw has made its choice for the #CFBPlayoff ... 🏆

[Rashelle @rashelleHMM]

Did any #Florida team win today?? 🤷‍♀️ #CollegeFootball

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Mike Pence is lying. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris do not support "abortion all the way up to the moment of birth." Disgusting lie.

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Trump on April 13: "When somebody is the president of the United States, the authority is total."

Trump on March 13: "I don't take responsibility at all."

[Rashelle @rashelleHMM]

@itsdorothysucka @BlacktopMojo

[Rashelle @rashelleHMM]

I may not be able to get milk atm; but I take comfort in knowing if ever the end of the world comes, @MonsterEnergy is readily available 🤷‍♀️

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

Your gender reveal party reveals way more about the lack of intelligence your baby is inheriting

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Clemson is going to go to the playoffs with 12 unimpressive wins

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Overheard: Trump will be giving a statement on Epstein’s death. Aides aren’t worried he’ll sound inauthentic because he’s been rehearsing it since yesterday.

[Rashelle @rashelleHMM]

@hyrothehero We weren't ready for that 1pm deck set!! Next year, cordless mics..Dave & Matty behind you making boy scout knots and shit 😂

[Rashelle @rashelleHMM]

This was supposed to be the preseason no. 2? #Kentucky is playing like they don't even want to be in the top 25 👎 #SIUvsUK

[Notre Dame Football @NDFootball]

Stanford ☑️
Michigan State ☑️
USC ☑️
Boston College ☑️
Purdue ☑️
Navy ☑️

After beating the Cardinal tonight, we are now in possession of all six rivalry trophies.

#GoIrish☘️ #STANvsND

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

RT if you’ve been 17, very drunk, and didn’t try to rape someone.

[Rashelle @rashelleHMM]

This fluff game is not looking so fluffy. 🏈☘#BSUvsND

[Chuck Schumer @SenSchumer]

My message to the president: you better not talk about pardons for Michael Cohen or Paul Manafort tonight, or anytime in the future.