Ryan michael ashley

[Ryan michael ashley @rashley0826]

To blind to see the hand you hold, holds you down

[Ryan michael ashley @rashley0826]

I want a dirty little jazz freak

[Ryan michael ashley @rashley0826]

Something about hotel rooms make girls really horny #HappyValentinesDay

[Not Corrupt Media @NotCorruptMedia]

Arab proverb:

[Ryan michael ashley @rashley0826]

,pot roast, Giardiniera, and mozzarella cheese wrapped in pizza dough! #foodporn

[Ryan michael ashley @rashley0826]

Obesity makes me hungry #DrunkTweeting

[Ryan michael ashley @rashley0826]

"@TheFunnyTeens: Literally me http://t.co/EUeP0Q1cT7" @nikkimarie0605 how i remember college life

[Ryan michael ashley @rashley0826]

I didnt realize it was national drive like a grandma day

[Ryan michael ashley @rashley0826]

@nikkimarie0605 how many times have I said what the fuck did I just say

[Ryan michael ashley @rashley0826]

Two words.... SPAGHETTI TACOS! #hungover #toogood

[Jessandra @HeyJessandraMae]

You're welcome.

[Ryan michael ashley @rashley0826]

The best part of being fat is I can fall asleep at any angle and have support all night! #fatpride

[Ryan michael ashley @rashley0826]

@nikkimarie0605 wise words from some smart black guys

[Ryan michael ashley @rashley0826]

Just because most girls are dumb bitches doesnt mean you have to judge them #wisewords #wellsaiddoug

[Ryan michael ashley @rashley0826]

Eatting a fiber bar while taking a poop #refillthetank

[LaQueefa™ @ItsLaQueefa]

Why can't this be my life?

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Heavier women tend to be more intelligent -- They also tend to produce more intelligent children.

[Ryan michael ashley @rashley0826]

Guys are like dogs. We smell then we lick #thatsdirty

[VirgoThatsMe ♍ @VirgoThatsMe]

#Virgo's are the Ferrari of the zodiac signs, it doesn't get any better than them!