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I just rewatched the Rick and Morty S9 episode 1 and there's something about Evil Morty getting arrested that the entire internet is sleeping on. This changes everything about where the show is going.
A Thread🧵
I thought the point was to try and get cheap things on temu.
After going through this thread, I can see i am the only one trying to get quality clothes for < 10k
Why evil Morty is so smart?
Theory:
He picked some extra strong mega seeds in the pilot episode so when they dissolved in his asshole they gave him permanent superintelligence
Meraxes: The Fall of a Legend 🤔🐉🩸
Meraxes, one of the three great dragons of Aegon’s Conquest, met a shocking end during the First Dornish War. The colossal white dragon, ridden by Rhaenys Targaryen, was brought down at Hellholt when a scorpion bolt pierced her eye, killing one of the most fearsome dragons Westeros had ever known.
More than just a weapon of war, Meraxes embodied Targaryen power, freedom, and the might of dragonfire. Her fall proved a harsh truth: even the greatest dragons were not immortal.
The image of her enormous body lying in Dorne became one of the most heartbreaking moments in Targaryen history a legendary dragon slain, a beloved queen lost, and a reminder that no force, no matter how powerful, is truly invincible. 🐉⚔️
#HouseOfTheDragon
① Avatar: The Last Airbender 🇺🇸
→ A "kids show" with better war writing than most prestige dramas. Perfect 3-season arc, no filler, the greatest redemption story ever animated. Zuko alone is better than entire franchises.
② Arcane 🇺🇸🇫🇷
→ A video game adaptation that embarrassed Hollywood. Every frame is a painting. Sisters torn apart by a city , Shakespeare with hextech. It shouldn't be this good and yet.
③ BoJack Horseman 🇺🇸
→ The most honest show about depression ever made, hidden inside a talking horse comedy. "The View from Halfway Down" is the best episode of TV this century. Yes, including live action.
④ Batman: The Animated Series 🇺🇸
→ 1992 and still the definitive Batman. Invented Harley Quinn. Gave Mr. Freeze a soul. Every Batman since is just borrowing from it.
⑤ Blue Eye Samurai 🇺🇸🇫🇷
→ One season and it already outclasses shows with five. Revenge, identity, brutal choreography. The bridge episode is cinema.
⑥ Gravity Falls 🇺🇸
→ Two seasons, planned ending, zero wasted episodes. A mystery box that actually pays off. Disney's best show and they barely noticed.
❌ The most OVERHYPED animated series in history:
・Rick and Morty 🇺🇸 (fans became the punchline)
・Invincible 🇺🇸 (one good twist stretched over 3 seasons)
・The Simpsons 🇺🇸 (died in 1999, still walking)
・Family Guy 🇺🇸 (shock is not comedy)
・Big Mouth 🇺🇸 (how does this keep getting renewed)
✅ Animated series that ARE worth it ↓