Flying Dutchman...

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[Flying Dutchman... @rasmunroe]

Sekabuyile!!!

[Kgomotso @KgomotsoMok_]

Hey guys. Can someone please assist me with getting a job. It’s been 3 years of applying with no luck now and I’m honestly not coping. Anything in administration or any Job please I’m based in Gauteng. I’m literally begging you guys🙏🏾 kealeboga

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@akreana_

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

I phoned my local radio station today. When the guy answered the phone, he said, “Congratulations on being our first caller. All you have to do is answer the next question correctly to win our grand prize.”

“Woohoo!” I shouted with joy.

“It’s a math question,” he said. “Feeling confident?”

“I’ve got a degree in math and I teach it at our local school,” I proudly said.

“Okay, then, to win the 2 VIP tickets to see Justin Bieber and meet him backstage afterwards, what is 2+2?”

“7,” I replied.

[Babalola Esq.⚖️ @Owiggy_]

If your father discovers that his own father is not actually his biological father, does that make you a grand bastard?

[Marco @soymarcogm]

Ella aún no lo sabe pero voy a hacerle love bombing (amarla incondicionalmente durante 70 años) y después hacerle ghosting (morirme)

[Guy From Kwekwe 🔥🔪 @oneal_k_]

Weather yacho ikuda ka slender wokaisa pasi pe door kovhara mhepo😭💔

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

The snake stares at my closet, “Hey man, why u own so many onesies? You’re fucking 40!” I try to explain they’re socks but the other snakes are laughing too hard to hear. I wake up in a cold sweat. I shake my wife awake. “I need our label mak—” She cuts me off, “It won’t help. Snakes can’t read.”

[TOX!€ HU€€! @Mutsvangwa4]

Your wife soon after she gets a job in the UK

[MABHARANGIZHA @Mabharangizha]

Vegans when they accidentally bite their tongue 👅.

[baba kagheli 🍉 @noluzuma]

Defrosted preferably. Khona uzofika upheke 🙏🏾

[The Villager @fidel960]

In heaven this will be recorded as swimming

[Mapholoba. @NjayamJnr]

Usudla iPizza ekseni kanje

[Flying Dutchman... @rasmunroe]

Directions to the nearest Zvigananda...

[🦋🩵💜 @shantel_tee]

QR code is for what exactly?

[🦋🩵💜 @shantel_tee]

QR code is for what exactly?

[𝚂𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚑𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚂𝚝𝚘𝚒𝚌 @SpartahTheStoic]

Ndakatanga kunwa Zambezi pandakanzwa ichisimbiswa paNational anthem.😂🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

[Mntungwa, Mbulaz'omnyama 🇿🇦🇩🇪 @balush7]

Hi, uphi??

If unabantwana ungandiphenduli tatandini.

[Friia @Friia28]

One day a guy and a girl were in their bedroom fucking. All of a sudden a bumble bee comes through the bedroom window. The girls legs were wide open and the bee flew right up her pussy. She started screaming, "Oh my god, there's a bee in my pussy, there's a bee in my pussy!"

So the husband brought her to the doctor immediately. The doctor looked at it and thought said "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit." The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could do whatever he needed to do to get the bee out.

The doctor said, "OK, what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my penis I'm gonna pull it out and the bee should hopefully follow my penis right out of your wife's vagina.

The husband nodded and said "Ok cool".

The young lady said "Yes, Yes, whatever, just get on with it." So the doctor covers his dick with honey, and sticks it into the young lady's vagina.

After a few gentle strokes, the doctor says, "I don't think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper." So the doctor went deeper and deeper. After a while he's just banging the hell out of her.

The young lady starts quivering and going "ooohhh". She's liking it and the husband starts getting a little worried and the doctor starts grabbing the lady's breasts and the husband goes,

"Now wait a minute! What the Hell do you think you're doing?"

The doctor, still concentrating very hard on the woman goes,

"Change of plan. I'm gonna drown the bastard!"

[Flying Dutchman... @rasmunroe]

Oohh look the "WOW" shoes

[Creole_Pisces🫶🏼 ♓️ @creole_pisces22]

HOLLERING 😭😭😭😭

[🌸CharnyChanero❤ @CharnelKeisha]

Sei usingafarire kutamba pane vanhu?
When l was 6 years old
DJ: " toti uyu here"
Crowd: "Ayehwaaa"

[Uminathi Zulu @UminathiZulu]

@Naledi__Aphane See why Zimbos just use crocodiles? They're avoiding all of this stress.