puddle duck (she/her)

Amateur Geologist
Argumentative Antithetical Dream Girl
#1 Derrida and Baudrillard Hater

[Oliver Darkshire 🌈 @deathbybadger]

throwing my copy of The Kings and Queens of England into the trash before the police arrive

[evan 🎧 @saintplush]

why are threesomes only for sex why cant i join in a couples argument if i want to

[Shark3ozero (Sigma Male) @Shark3ozero]

They already do

[Berry ⏾ @auraonx]

if astrology isn't real then why is every man born between january and december evil

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Me, 9 seconds after sitting to write

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

First they came for the em dash and I did not speak out. Then they came for the Oxford comma…

[holden m. accountable @noahpasaran]

No it’s fine I just didn’t expect him to be Chinese

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

In this article, I will argue far less persuasively than my abstract would have you believe

[َ @4NGELWING]

all quiet on the frontal lobe

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

I swear i'm a real academic, despite citing page 1 of the book

[julia @juumelo_]

can’t wait to be someone’s cool weird sexy evil wife

[Eugene @eugeneh84]

Important new screenshot just landed

[Jonathan Basile @jonothingEB]

It can download pdfs and never read them?

[barry pierce @BarryPierce]

this is not wholly why. James Daunt bought B&N in 2019 and did exactly what he did to with Waterstones, essentially decentralised the whole business and allowed each shop to act independently, instead of as a chain. naturally, with booksellers in charge, they flourished again.

[cez @cezthesocialist]

thinking of setting up a far-right party in the uk. don’t think this has ever been done before. gonna call it repair

[Aberrant Curse @AberrantCurse]

They turned French which is objectively gayer

[los :P @suolrac_]

women are kinda like strawberries. sometimes they at the grocery store

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

Oh shit the international law respecter has logged on