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[Russian Princess @trustfundwife]

I don’t think we need two factor authorization to sign up for the Jersey Mike’s reward program. I think we can play that one a little loose.

[Bre|🧶⋆.˚𖦹⋆✮⋆.˚ @Ka_Kavia]

Be prepared to be sick of me

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

you’re laughing. i can’t have my airbnb guests regrout my bathroom & power wash my siding & you’re laughing

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

Kelly Clarkson has our gift shop employee at gun point and will not leave until we sell her our animatronic pterodactyl

[roz @raspberryrage]

the self-harm of never being where you are

[jynx @miiagarro]

first i'm crazy then i'm right

[🇵🇷 @jdogg21PR]

Drew with Dee & Devens for the rest of the week since they got rid of Melody #BB28

[Bye Wig Hello Drama @HousewivesHub]

Taylor Frankie Paul exits Secret Lives of Mormon Wives #SLOMW

[𝖓𝖎𝖈 @missNgrunge]

best time to reach me is when i’m at work. don’t bother me when i’m at home

[ATL☆ @alantelera]

I wanna become famous just so I can go on Hot Ones. I wanna eat them wings w that bald white man so bad.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

[talking to myself] can you please not piss me off right now.

[dannica @dannarebb]

a reminder to live like Dolly Parton: be kind to people, and showcase your large breasts. ❤️

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

Being someone who falls into self destructive patterns is so unserious like well well well if it isn’t my arch nemesis, me

[Overheard @realoverheardla]

“There was this thing called ‘bottomless brunch’ that made you drunk text your ex at 2pm”

[tooflyszn @_tooflyszn]

It's really too bad because we could have built a world where we work a little bit but mostly just hang out and have a good time but instead we got this shithole

[Shayeanna @Shayeanna]

I only take notes from happy women who love their lives and have their way

[Ҝ @__kdash_]

Everybody wanna be mean until it’s time for me to be mean