rasputina

I’m the man

[slothy @slothy_420]

walking into my medical dispensary and asking for a gram of unicorn piss

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I genuinely think this character was based off of Rick Owens

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@tonystatovci Smokin yo dead homie

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Nothing exists after this bob. This bob cleared all data.

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His bob kinda cleared

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Legend has it if you look up the definition of water it just says don’t drop the soap

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It’s almost as if our entire world and universe is a dmt monsters orgasm

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Everything is blue… his bob, his gag, his tea

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Confidence of a crackhead

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My stomach just made a sound that sounded like a car driving down a gravel road.

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Love a lil gay bish

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Hitler after the holocaust … ummm guys I did a thing.

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Stay woke that they took woke from us

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Ins and outs of 2025.
Ins- SUCK IT!
Outs- not sucking it

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Praying for anyone who’s accidentally found their mom’s vibrator while searching for pills. U are seen. Bless up. 🙏🏻‼️

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Me to my own tweet : yeah I’m liking that shit

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When ur eating eggs on a normal day it’s normal but when ur hungover … it’s a fucking chicken period …

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Me and bestie doomscrolling. Oh yeah and she’s driving btw

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At the same damn time