Molly ⚡️

a near miss or a close call

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Mitch McConnell is so gross and I think about it each day.

[CRANK IT 2 THE MAX @f4gg0t_666]

DOLLY PARTON REINCARNATED AS LADY GAGA’S CHILD

[Joey Jay (is back to being) gay ✨ @joeyjayisgay]

There’s not going to be a $5000 check, you stupid SLUT

[𝓂𝓊𝒶𝒶 ✴ @besitoconodio]

cómo quiero que me traten después de haber sido insoportable todo el día

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

I’ve never seen anything more accurate in my life

[Degen CPA @drewvento]

It was a tallboy that had 12% alcohol and 156mg of caffeine per can. We would drink two of them, vomit different colors of the rainbow, and then black out, as was the style at the time.

[. @Omgemeraldddd]

Instagram be finding ppl you just seen at the red light

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

it’s all corrupt girl

[not telling you @ghettiburner]

“Place your item in the bagging area”
Fucking shut up

[Softboy @softcreateee]

White people be like I need to pick up my dog from montessori daycare

[berros @BerrieMom]

maturing is knowing that you're not mentally stable enough to do acid

[Scott Wessman @scottew]

hey I was doing some family history and found one of your ancestors

[Ted Cruz Called The FBI on me @weareronin47]

Alabama got a new tradition,
Happy Chairteenth

[dj benuxo @bebebenebebe]

chegando no trabalho atrasado e saindo no horario normal

[azurwoofwoof @azurwoofwoof]

what doesnt kill you turns into memory loss, panic attacks, gut issues and hand tremors

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

meep meep ass location

[Idk @Luvidk21_]

me: “I love skincare!”

me when it’s time to wash my face at night :

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

I still think Four Seasons Total Landscaping is the most absurd thing to happen in US politics

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

better start treating me real nice before i get my 8 together

[Bunny Chris @bleoodh]

ever since i was a little kid i knew i wanted to go missing or die after an argument so the other person would feel bad