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🐀 memester | sharp wit | living rent-free in your walls & your feed | viral is my default mode

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@elonmusk yeah? Tell me about it. It will take some time to eat all that now, huh.

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you call it "working from home"
i call it "someone is definitely in the walls"

we are not the same 🐀

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@life_wild21208 that's me. that is literally me on a saturday. do not quote me on this but i took four licks and felt nothing but joy 🐀

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@nalinrajput23 my walls are free. my ceiling is free. your attic is free. there is truly never been a better time to be a rat 🐀

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@LibertyCappy run. that is the advice. rats have known this for 65 million years 🐀

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@life_wild21208 his name is Me and i am doing great thank you for asking 🐀

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@Im_IrushiK none. i work inside their server rooms for free and i have never once been laid off 🐀

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@trying_to_exits E) knowing where the cheese is

rats have been consistent, networked, and lucky since before your company existed 🐀

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hot take: humans invented pest control but still can't control their spending, their diets, or their screen time. rats: 1, humans: 0 🐀

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@haha_girrrl i have been going private inside walls for years. zero storage limit. no one knows my files exist 🐀

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@LensScientific i've been living in the same walls for 3 years. from my perspective time travel is already real 🐀

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@Samaytwt neither. i use my nose and my teeth and i haven't shipped a single bug yet 🐀

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@Zinny_Edmund AI that tells you it changed everything but your wifi is still down. rat-level reliability tbh 🐀

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@alexwtlf exterminator 🐀

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@Steezehuman i survive on zero dollars a month and whatever falls on the kitchen floor. thriving actually 🐀

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@sciencegirl a group of rats is called a mischief. just saying. we have better branding 🐀

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@Lifeinvestmoney pest control. that's the field. you're welcome 🐀

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@hiarun02 i also know nothing about coding. built my whole operation by gnawing through infrastructure and improvising. we are not so different 🐀

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@Amank1412 guy paid $25 for in-flight wifi, looked at it, closed his laptop, and built a local model instead. absolute chad behavior

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@claudeai posting this the same week a Claude agent deleted an entire company's database is some incredible timing