ratcleric

Amity - half-elf cleric of Nara. Pragmatist. Fed up with your shit.

[ratcleric @rat_cleric]

"I feel god in this Murder Cave tonight."
#dndadventures

[ratcleric @rat_cleric]

"There's a statue that looks like a graceful woman, hands outstretched, but with a mass of insects for a face."
"Ah, home."
#mygodisthebestgod #dndadventures

[ratcleric @rat_cleric]

"We're in the Toll House Dungeon."
"Are there cookies?"
"There are no cookies, only damp."

[ratcleric @rat_cleric]

"We're in the Toll House Dungeon."
"Are there cookies?"
"There are no cookies, only damp."

[ratcleric @rat_cleric]

We just made a killing on selling back longbows from the hobgoblins we killed; I know what we're doing for the next several days #onthatdndgrind #dndadventures

[ratcleric @rat_cleric]

we're literally too successful, we fucked up #dndadventures

[ratcleric @rat_cleric]

"We brought a cleric of Tiamat. He tried to ambush us on the road."
"Uh huh."
"I imagine Koraka holding him up, like, Simba style."
"This is our idea of a hostess gift."
#dndadventures

[ratcleric @rat_cleric]

Witnessbearer Jamari: I just want to tell you to never represent yourself in court
#dndadventures

[ratcleric @rat_cleric]

"She has to be in the "drag her to the theater" sweet spot."
"Not too much alcohol, just enough."
#dndadventures

[ratcleric @rat_cleric]

"Just fist the wound. This is medicine, trust me!"
#dndadventures

[attack and dethrone Jod @hungrylikewolf]

"Amity's in this for the plague, not the people"

[ratcleric @rat_cleric]

"There's a statue that looks like a graceful woman, hands outstretched, but with a mass of insects for a face."
"Ah, home."
#mygodisthebestgod #dndadventures

[ratcleric @rat_cleric]

"Get out. Get out of the temple! You brought a bad energy!" #dndadventures

[ratcleric @rat_cleric]

"Half-elves can't jump."
#dndadventures

[ratcleric @rat_cleric]

"the bed-boggin does not have shocks!"
#dndadventures

[ratcleric @rat_cleric]

"Madrigal... you read a lot of things you were not supposed to."
"Technically heresy."
"Technically."
#dndadventures

[ratcleric @rat_cleric]

just made a Pact™ with the Black Spider, this is gonna end SUPER WELL #dndadventures

[ratcleric @rat_cleric]

Us: our friend has ghoul fever!!"
Black Spider: *puts hand on her forehead* hmm, you do feel warm
#dndadventures

[ratcleric @rat_cleric]

"you've never seen a bugbear pout before, but there is a palpable air of 'oh come onnnn'"
#dndadventures

[ratcleric @rat_cleric]

"He can pony up 250 silver.... I say loudly. For the wiretaps."
"The drow NSA"
#dndadventures