Somesh Vemula

Training my brain to be silent in every situation.

[Somesh Vemula @ratansomesh]

@RealScottCurry why ignore the put sellers? They’re actively selling puts and collecting higher premiums, which implies they’re comfortable taking on downside risk.

POV: sellers are the institutional players and market movers.

[Somesh Vemula @ratansomesh]

@ZacksJerryRig Breaking:

@LEGO_Group announces @ZacksJerryRig as their largest unpaid marketing agent. 😂

[Somesh Vemula @ratansomesh]

@ZacksJerryRig Can’t wait for the 10M special where @ZacksJerryRig scratches the Diamond Play Button at level 6, with deeper grooves at level 7, then somehow confirms it’s made from genuine LEGO before rebuilding it with titanium hinges. 😂

[Somesh Vemula @ratansomesh]

@ZacksJerryRig Congrats on 10 million subscribers,@ZacksJerryRig ! 🎉

The YouTube algorithm has officially accepted that LEGO, titanium, folding phones, and “scratches at level 6 with deeper grooves at level 7” are all the same genre.

[Somesh Vemula @ratansomesh]

@ZacksJerryRig There are now 10 million people worldwide who instinctively finish the sentence:

“Scratches at level 6…”

”…with deeper grooves at level 7.”

😂

[Somesh Vemula @ratansomesh]

@imabhi0012 May I know which school did you go to?

[Somesh Vemula @ratansomesh]

@ArasidHild4651 Seems like cyber truck gonna cross the continent 😂😂

[Somesh Vemula @ratansomesh]

@VaranasiMovie @ssrajamouli @VaranasiMovie @IMAX @CineplexMovies when can we expect to experience Varanasi glimpse in IMAX theatres in US and Canada? After experiencing recent IMAX releases, the anticipation to see Varanasi on that scale is truly exciting.

[Somesh Vemula @ratansomesh]

@IMAX can you confirm this? I’m located in GTA, Ontario, Canada. Is VARANASI going to have its spotlight?

[Broadway Cinemas @CinemasBroadway]

Trailers on #IMAX from the #ProjectHailMary show today ! 🌌

[The Odyssey, Mortal Kombat II, The Super Mario Galaxy, Michael, Varanasi, Dune 3]

[Somesh Vemula @ratansomesh]

@PRSundar64 Oh, so according to you, TN students learn alphabets and algorithms at the same time, and they have a built-in compiler in their brains, while the rest of the world is still figuring out how to turn on a computer?

[Somesh Vemula @ratansomesh]

@kaleidoscopeic https://t.co/e9c6962FFu

[Somesh Vemula @ratansomesh]

@OfficialSBICare

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@PhonePe @TheOfficialSBI

I’m using the @PhonePe app to check my SBI account balance, but the app says I’ve entered the wrong UPI PIN. I’ve been using the same PIN for years, so I know it’s correct. I’m also unable to reset my PIN.

[Somesh Vemula @ratansomesh]

@neetcode1 I knew you would post this one day 🫡

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@PicturesFoIder Plot twist: at the end, bro lost the camera.

[Somesh Vemula @ratansomesh]

@RyanEls4 One of my nightmares.

[Somesh Vemula @ratansomesh]

@BatsouElef System.out.println(“Inside the Kafka broker”);

[Somesh Vemula @ratansomesh]

@samkohl You may need the Apple polishing cloth.

[Somesh Vemula @ratansomesh]

@PicturesFoIder My missing socks in the dryer 🥹

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@zlatov_cristina “Motospeed CK62”

You can use it in either wired/wireless modes.

Rechargeable battery, three hours of charge will last for two weeks (with RGB lights turned on)