Natalie Droke

a little chunky but super funky 👽

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

My friend's daughter forgot the word “dandelion” so she described it as “the one that explodes into wishes.”
I like that better.

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

i bet it felt so good to yell HEAR YE HEAR YE in the town square

[Polly Pocketknife🌸🔪 @polypocketknife]

god made lobsters and crabs and said do you want your wet bug hot dog or hamburger style

[Jum @JesterJum]

You met a man on the Oregon Trail.

His name is Terry.

You laugh and tell him "That's a girl name!"

Terry shoots you.

You have died of dissin' Terry.

[𝒜𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓁🪽 @AngelOfIndica]

I celebrate 4/20 on 1/5 because I know how to reduce fractions ☝️

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

The 'kin' of ‘napkin’ means "little."

‘Nap’ comes from ‘nape,' which means “tablecloth.”

So a napkin is a little tablecloth.

10/10, no notes.

[Susa 𓇢𓆸 @prinkasusa]

“30 is so old.” you’ve only been here for three decades. in two of them, you couldn’t drink, rent a car, or even be fully responsible for yourself. please wake up. you are a FRESH flower in the garden of life

[kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @urth2kas]

i get high and start sitting like this

[kelli @LagunaBiotchIG]

The concept of Busta rhymes singing Break Ya Neck with the ninja turtles on a Thanksgiving day parade float

[erika @yeeeerika]

i wish i could physically experience the inside of a lava lamp

[tido bling @tiido_bling]

I think I’ll treat myself to some substance abuse this weekend as a reward for living

[PoliticsGirl @IAmPoliticsGirl]

“They were careless people… they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.”
- F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

[ben @benxwebsterx]

The impact go piss girl has had on the world really needs to be studied because why did I nearly say it to my HR manager

[Zaech @juicyjbarz]

An ex-plug of mine just had a baby and they named him Graham. I’m in tears

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

The "Duck" in Avenida Place hotel, Barcelona, Spain.