"when i was your age i was already preparing for marriage and kids"
when u were my age u didnt get to play the critically acclaimed mmorpg final fantasy xiv with an ultimate fight where a clown grabs the camera and talks directly to u in a deep sexy voice and then bodyslams u.
I don't like Emet-Selch because I think he's going to save me.
I *love* Emet-Selch because he is sleep deprived, pathetic, depressed, and would probably let me spit on him.