TᖇᗩᑕEY DEAᔕOᑎ

A healthy dose of reality mixed with a dash of humor and a pinch of sarcasm.

[TᖇᗩᑕEY DEAᔕOᑎ @ratbreeder23]

@eleanorllabore Same

[TᖇᗩᑕEY DEAᔕOᑎ @ratbreeder23]

@elonmusk This time.

[TᖇᗩᑕEY DEAᔕOᑎ @ratbreeder23]

Fb is back. We can breathe again.

[Kyle Pemberton @kylepemberton6]

Everyone running to X to confirm fb, ig are down #facebookdown

[TᖇᗩᑕEY DEAᔕOᑎ @ratbreeder23]

@krassenstein I thought for sure I was hacked but then realized nope. None of my accounts were working.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: Facebook and Instagram are having major issues right now.

Your FB & IG accounts have NOT been hacked, but many users have been reporting that they appears to have been logged out of their accounts and can not currently log back into them.

Hey, but at least we all have X. I seldom use either of those platforms anyway.

[TᖇᗩᑕEY DEAᔕOᑎ @ratbreeder23]

@RiyahSpeaks Yup. FB just shut down totally.

[TᖇᗩᑕEY DEAᔕOᑎ @ratbreeder23]

So...do we like the X or do we want the bird back?

[TᖇᗩᑕEY DEAᔕOᑎ @ratbreeder23]

@EITMonline Elliot...you're asshole is showing. If she can pass the tests, and those tests are not easy to get your lifeguard certification...then go for it.

[TᖇᗩᑕEY DEAᔕOᑎ @ratbreeder23]

@realVictorBout @EITMonline Ohhhh too soon!

[TᖇᗩᑕEY DEAᔕOᑎ @ratbreeder23]

@lovevalgeisler Web designer

[TᖇᗩᑕEY DEAᔕOᑎ @ratbreeder23]

@OccupyDemocrats He's such a troll.

[TᖇᗩᑕEY DEAᔕOᑎ @ratbreeder23]

@ErinA_J @EITMonline Yeah they've middle named me before. LOL

[TᖇᗩᑕEY DEAᔕOᑎ @ratbreeder23]

@EITMonline I guess her milkshake brought the old men to her yard.

[TᖇᗩᑕEY DEAᔕOᑎ @ratbreeder23]

@EITMonline Must have been some pretty good peyote they were smokin'!

[TᖇᗩᑕEY DEAᔕOᑎ @ratbreeder23]

@EITMonline They dated about 5+ years ago I think. We've been together 3 years. Honestly, I have no idea who he texts during the day and vice versa. I don't check his phone.

[TᖇᗩᑕEY DEAᔕOᑎ @ratbreeder23]

@EITMonline My husband is very good friends with one of his exgirlfriends. We hang out, he texts her whenever...I have no issues with it.

[TᖇᗩᑕEY DEAᔕOᑎ @ratbreeder23]

@Britton___ @EITMonline Heimlick a banana?

[TᖇᗩᑕEY DEAᔕOᑎ @ratbreeder23]

@BuckSuccotash @EITMonline OMG I cringed and covered my face. That's just f'ng nasty.