cadaver dog

transsexual

[bug 🏴 @sundriedtmto]

you can microdose the freedom of the past by going to a bar in a different city and lying about your identity to strangers

[: @sn0oozey]

A good method for decreasing your screen time is to take stimulants and develop dermatillomania. You won’t touch a screen for hours.

[Dr. Herb Risotto PhD 🇵🇸 @MildCuthbert]

This is how people with lifetime bans from Footscray Coles walk into Footscray Coles

[pseudo wook @souporsonic_]

hey do u wanna have hot sex twice on the first date then barely talk apart from liking each others stories cuz ur an alcoholic

[cadaver dog @ratbrglr]

Successfully convinced 3 people to start HRT in the last couple months

[Black Phaze @BPhaze215]

80s magazine ads for Poppers

[claire 🌧️ ⚧ @fuzzybluerain]

the fun thing about living in an area where white australians are the minority - there's so much cool stuff at the supermarket. this is so much cooler than ballarat

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @Hyeyunie]

Ran through is such a vile way to put it I was loved by many

[cadaver dog @ratbrglr]

@wretchrotted I'm working on the pack-down crew find me in 3 hours....

[Lett🪾 @lettpoupette]

come to bed

[its jex btw @beersmoker93]

forbidden expression i thought of

[the wizard @sampladelica]

Once this bi girl was into me bc she thought id be the best of both worlds but im a regular dude and it gave her the ick

[cadaver dog @ratbrglr]

Ketamine cut with so much MSG it's giving me Chinese restaurant syndrome

[cadaver dog @ratbrglr]

@scumxcity They're posting tiramisu we've lost the plot

[cadaver dog @ratbrglr]

@scumxcity We need a moderator

[cadaver dog @ratbrglr]

@scumxcity Nothing at this point

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

There is no glory in being the least molested person in the friend group