"How disgusting, a 64-team World Cup is anti-football."
Me watching Kenya vs Gibraltar because Tanzania couldn't beat Seychelles in the intercontinental playoff to qualify
Erling Haaland, listen to me…look very closely at Harry Kane’s hairline…doesn’t it remind you a monk on Lindisfarme…isn’t their a long standing ancestral memory you can tap into…something deep, red and primal
Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline