Andrew Johnson

Writer, drinker, and twisted thinker.
I don't know what I want to be when I grow up.
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#CBJ

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Mounted archers.
Incendiary devices.
Battle wagons.
Trenches.

[spor @sporadica]

how tf do you defend against this?

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@BoneAndTyvis971 don't the Browns own a team full of people that kicks for a living.
Bring in Josh Williams.

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#USMNT

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Hey @BoneAndTyvis971 do you think MLS and the Haslams are trying to work out some protection deal to keep Pablo from investigating the Crew and the Browns?

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@GrantChay19 @sing_electric Its 230 on a Wednesday.

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@GrantChay19 @sing_electric Columbus Crew smoked Aston Villa.

The top of alot of Leagues are great but the bottom half of the French League would probably get beaten badly by half of the MLS.

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@GrantChay19 @sing_electric LigaMX literally FMF.
Jesse Marsh's Canada salary is paid by a MLS owner.

Someone has to pay the bills and if you want to change that then raise some money and bribe a State Rep like everyone else.

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@BoneAndTyvis971
Saturdays Crew game would be a great game to take Tyvis to experience the @Nordecke Brother Bone.
#crew96

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Ryan Reynolds is going to have to quickly make another Deadpool, so #Wrexham can buy a backline.
#Champo
#eflchampionship

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Gio Reyna got married this week.
The groom changed jackets throughout the day, which is unusual because normally he sits in his chair and keeps the same jacket on all 90 minutes.

@HiMyNameIsSeton
#usmnt

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I need more "Robin Double Knee Drop" energy out of our midfield, if you know what I mean.
#crew96

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@ColumbusCrew

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Ive been expecting him to announce a military parade for the opening World Cup game and that he designed new #USMNT kits as well.

[ESPN @espn]

President Trump announced his plan in Iowa to have a UFC match at the White House during the kickoff for a year's worth of festivities to celebrate America's 250th birthday on July 4, 2026.

A White House spokesperson said they had no details to share beyond the president's announcement.

More on this story: https://t.co/snWRSMNV4f

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7am hour tomorrow @BoneAndTyvis971?
https://t.co/aIkjLry2GW

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Why does Aidan Morris' new manager look like he's the villain in a Netflix spy show?
#crew96 #Boro #USMNT

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@BoneAndTyvis971
Sports Center should talk about Wilfried Nancy's legacy, not Daxs.

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@BoneAndTyvis971
There is a positive to #USMNT playing bad lately, if they get eliminated early in the Gold Cup Max Arfsten can come back to Columbus and play games that mean something for the Crew earlier.

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@MenInBlazers Maybe Pulisic asked for the summer off because he thinks Poch is in over his head, so he wants to wait for Curtin to be hired before he rejoins the #usmnt.

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@HiMyNameIsSeton Hes the only one that appears to even be trying offensively. He's a forward converted to a wingback on a team with far better teammates.

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@HiMyNameIsSeton So glad everyone pushed for Matt Turner to move to Europe, great idea.

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Landon Donavan is somewhere composing a rant that could count as a hate crime.

#usmnt
@soccercooligans
@joeclowery