Rat_Cat

My celebrity crush this year is Theresa May I hope she's listening to this and if she is if you are please contact me at [email protected]
they/she

[nik ⚧︎ (^_^) @kurom3owz]

Fell asleep on facetime… Bro how

[jake🫀 @w0rmonastring]

Playing a game of trivia crack against what appears to be a convent of nuns

[mia 🚬 | cr: ACOK @deerestprincess]

MINIONS!
tonight we steal THE MOON

[Tata @villaneluthvr]

Me drunk talking about communism at a family dinner

[𐙚 ꒰ lambi ꒱🌱 @lazylambzz]

can we start using the phrase “you people cant do anything” for AI users instead of for neurodivergent people??

[ribeiro 👽 comms open @CAFFSTRINK]

My experience at the dentist yesterday

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Shopping with my rich friends and accidentally let out a "damn" at the price tag

[しのく @shinok_46]

壁紙に困ったからモニターの向こう側を壁紙にした

[darcy 💜🐈‍⬛ @darcyserval]

i thought my hick cousin was trailer trash but i found out that he threatened my uncle when he was crashing out about me being trans 😭 that’s trailer treasure 🥹

[syrax’s #1 dragon keeper @daelaenyra]

no offence but don’t we have like a billion other things to worry about story wise

[me @boltsfood]

just walked by auto body shop garage with full scale human size sculpture of jesus holding the twin towers

[rjay (THEY/THEM) @maurxuss]

notice how carrot cake hasn’t been recalled

[Rynna ☭ @rinnitensei]

This platform might actually explode on the kirkversary

[Vanessa @Nessakins_]

To the porch pirate who stole the giant Amazon box off my front porch: CONGRATS! You are now the proud owner of a furnace filter with dimensions so weird it cannot be sold in stores

[Union @yumtapwater]

Average state fair children's stroller in 2026:

[vic🍓🍵 @ickisfamous]

so tired and delusional at work, i garnished a drink like this and the laughed at it for the rest of the shift

[tati @pleaseric]

cuando uso "😔" esto es lo que quiero transmitir

[miya @miyarah_]

como me siento cuando empiezo a emocionarme con algo

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

genuinely how it feels whenever I remove my last pad