Shea Brodsky

BUUUUUHUHUHULUUU TO BUUUUULUHUHU

[Shea Brodsky @ratch3tbaby]

Gaston, why am i real?

[Shea Brodsky @ratch3tbaby]

*villainous cackles from the bedroom*

[Shea Brodsky @ratch3tbaby]

*whispering* Elsa: why do u have a spot?
Ana: Because I'm spotty...
E: Why are you spotty?
A: Idk...
E: (still whispering): i d k either...

[Shea Brodsky @ratch3tbaby]

Daddy: I just want you to know how much I love you, Shea. Xoxo
Mummy: I love you too, xoxo
Elsa: Boys and girls! I want to be all by myself!

[Shea Brodsky @ratch3tbaby]

Mummy: Don't forget to eat your spinach
Shea: *nods and forks enormous lumps of spinach into its mouth*

[Shea Brodsky @ratch3tbaby]

BUUUHUHUHULUU TO BUUUUUULUUUUU

[Shea Brodsky @ratch3tbaby]

I used to drink from the buas, and I drank all the milk up! Now it's in here *pleasantly rubs belly*

[Shea Brodsky @ratch3tbaby]

I used to live in your belly didn't I Mummy, and then I popped out your judjuy, and the doctors pulled me out, and I said, "Mreh!"

[Shea Brodsky @ratch3tbaby]

*watches YouTube clips from Frozen* *goes around introducing herself as Elsa*

[Shea Brodsky @ratch3tbaby]

I used to be little, but then I grooowed up, into a big Elsa!

[Shea Brodsky @ratch3tbaby]

*...5 minutes later loling at Peppa Pig* #LovingIt

[Shea Brodsky @ratch3tbaby]

Mummy: Shall we watch Peppa Pig?
Shea: No, I don't like Peppa Pig anymore, I told you!

[Shea Brodsky @ratch3tbaby]

*early in the morning, lying between Mummy and Daddy* I don't want Daddy to be cooked up into a pie, I want him to just be Daddy.

[Shea Brodsky @ratch3tbaby]

Mummy i love you SO MUCH

[Shea Brodsky @ratch3tbaby]

Mum I will hop in a train and fly up very high into space and then I will come down and give you AN ENORMOUS CUDDLE

[Shea Brodsky @ratch3tbaby]

*matter of factly* I will never drive a bus.

[Shea Brodsky @ratch3tbaby]

*hops in bide* I'm just cleaning my judjuy...

[Shea Brodsky @ratch3tbaby]

*eating its mums pasta* mum, you make the best

[Shea Brodsky @ratch3tbaby]

Let me tell you something anout my new house, i bought daddy a dew dolly, now i have to turn around because my back hurts

[Shea Brodsky @ratch3tbaby]

*drunk singing in the bath* BIG BUUAS, leetlE buuas...