men: “I want a girl with a flat stomach, naturally big tits, a natural big butt, perfect luscious hair, beautiful eyes”
women: “I just want a tall man”
men: “WE CAN’T CONTROL OUR HEIGHT!!”
Men will fvck children. Men will fvck corpses and animals. Men will fvck a Crunchwrap supreme. Being sexually desired by a man means nothing. They never cease to disgust or disappoint and they simply are not worth our time or energy and they do not deserve access to our bodies.
i fear the hottest relationship dynamic is when a woman acts like a chaotic creature and the man finds it deeply amusing instead of spiritually exhausting
Women are sharing live locations, checking the backseats of cars, carrying their keys between their knuckles and holding their hands over their drinks.
Men are doing 3 hour podcasts about how unfair it is that women don't smile at them.
Taking care of 3 kittens while starting a full time job while cat sitting while packing and prepping for @TheUntzFestival with a broken laptop….
Bestie I’m at my fucking limit
but we bouta go nUTZ 🥜🌰🥳🍾