Ironman finisher.

Grandpa, Ironman, parade announcer, and minister.

[Ironman finisher. @ratchdad]

@EnergyPlanner Good idea. Cut off the farmers, then we don’t have food.

[Ironman finisher. @ratchdad]

Someone please explain to me how we can pipe oil from Alaska to Louisiana but we can’t pipe water from Louisiana to Nevada or Arizona or Utah?

[Ironman finisher. @ratchdad]

So Biden said global warming was to blame for supply chain issues and shortages. Last year he said it was Covid. Which is it?? I say it’s politicians.

[Rosie Card @RosemaryCard]

I can’t tell you how happy it makes my heart to see people who spot this sticker in real life and then go through the work to find the link and share it.

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

do what you love and you’ll never own property a day in your life

[Ironman finisher. @ratchdad]

@Madixoxolynn There is always the phone!

[Ironman finisher. @ratchdad]

If you are concerned about gun violence or Roe vs Wade overturning or women’s right or LGBTQIA issues and you didn’t vote, you are part of the problem!

[Ironman finisher. @ratchdad]

Don’t like what’s happening? Then Vote!

[Ironman finisher. @ratchdad]

Sad day for America. The end is coming.

[Ironman finisher. @ratchdad]

20 wheelchair passengers waiting for the Disney monorail. It holds 2 per train. Monorail is not wheelchair friendly. #Disneyland

[Ironman finisher. @ratchdad]

Disney would be the happiest place on earth if they had Mountain Dew

[Ironman finisher. @ratchdad]

If you think customer service is dead, visit a Disney property. Disney has customer service down! #disneyland

[Ironman finisher. @ratchdad]

Delta express check in rocks! Secret back alley TSA, no lines!!!

[Chase Thomason @ChaseThomason]

Showers and thunderstorms moving into the central and southern Wasatch Front. More rain for our lawns! Turn off your sprinklers. #utwx

[Ironman finisher. @ratchdad]

@Madixoxolynn Can’t have your cake and eat it too.

[Little Orphan Funkhouser @BLymanWarrior]

Who is gonna be a teacher nowadays. You're frontline on the pandemic, abused and attacked by parents, and you live in fear every day that your school is next. All for $40k a year. We're failing our children in so many ways, and this generation is already too far behind.

[Ironman finisher. @ratchdad]

State of Utah confirms cases of monkey pox, warns of possible shortage of bananas!

[Ironman finisher. @ratchdad]

@littledatauk @rybay @driftgoods @rybay this boomer has no idea what you are talking about but damn you sound smart! Must be the neighborhood.

[Ironman finisher. @ratchdad]

@EliMcCann @Swilua I’ve seen that smile somewhere before….

[Ironman finisher. @ratchdad]

@Madixoxolynn Tell me about it!