Nick

Give up while you still can!

[Nick @ratchetfuture2]

i WILL out pizza @pizzahut

[👁️👃👁️ @jestermaxxing]

Clocking into my job at the punching children factory

[Stratus @theargus2003]

just put the lime in the coconut bro

[brent @murrman5]

mission impossible movies are good because you spend most of the movie saying this misson is impossible but then

[sid @swagm0nster66]

why is twitter just talking to ur self with proof

[🦀 @Gminds_]

alcohol tastes better when ur life's a little fucked up

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

It’s shoot yourself in the head until your brains spill out August who celebrating

[𝟎𝟒. @3enih]

how it feels to be self aware and still repeat self destructive patterns

[Nick @ratchetfuture2]

it’s what it’s

[Witch @witchwounds]

when bad things happen youre supposed to ignore it till it manifests as a silent hill monster and hunts chases you through the labyrinth

[tooflyszn @_tooflyszn]

took my own lunch to work and didn't buy a coffee today so i should be able to afford to buy a house any day now

[fkg @etofkg]

can i send u one crazy as fuck message

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

(flirting) you’re very odd and off-putting

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Who up Uncomfortable in their Prison of a Body

[ִ ࣪𖤐.ᐟ @unusedcartt]

is this a manic episode or are we just so back

[Luke @mothrasattorney]

They buried Dobby on the beach that makes you old on the one night of the year you can have pre-marital sex

[cav empty @cavempty_]

there are lowk tyrannical forces at play to destroy me but i persevere regardless

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

Imagine waking up and the first thing you gotta grab is a pair of glasses

[Soph @sooaappyy__]

cant flirt but i can make things really awkward if you’re into that