Lydia Coates

Comedy lover with a thirst for philosophical debate

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@LozzaFox Why on earth are they trying to break into Greggs to steal pasties? Looks like it’s closed so there won’t be any fresh ones anyway

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Looks like candy floss 😍

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Like a man showing off in his Lamborghini. Bet he’s a douche, hence why she’s running away

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 “May Day!” From Mrs Doubtfire whenever I drop something

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 This is what my husband sees when I’m telling a story

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@guardian I am really surprised that “nearly calling an ambulance” is shocking enough to use as the headline of this tweet. I have called an ambulance twice because of period pain and assumed this must be very common. Men have no idea.

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@Locati0ns A crime that Wensleydale isn’t on there

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@BBCWorld Fyre Festival 2.0

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@BBCNews That is such a pretty pink

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Husband just asked if I know who Larry Page is. He’s the cat from Downing Street, no?

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Gen Z’s number one concern is climate change. No wonder Leonardo DiCaprio is an activist

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Husband: My boss is going on holiday next week
Me: Oh yeah, where to?
Husband: To his auntie
Me: To his auntie? Why?
Husband: No, to Zante!
Two very different holidays 👵🏻🍹

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@philosophytweet Justin Bieber

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@SophieB56145172 @easyJet Yeah, no problem

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The queue just to get in the building at Manchester airport for @easyJet More like difficultJet ✈️

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@StoryfulNews I recorded it at 3:42am today

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@StoryfulNews Yes of course

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@CryptoVerse1969 @lyell_tweed @easyJet @MENnewsdesk But it’s a big problem for the people who have those early flights. It was final call by the time we got though

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@MailOnlineVideo @easyJet @MailOnline Hi, I did record this video. You have permission to use it

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@lyell_tweed @easyJet @MENnewsdesk Yeah of course you can use it!