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thinking about him

[pigeon fanatic @ratcomedian]

@ediblepansy piping plover pls

[pigeon fanatic @ratcomedian]

one time my neighbor gave one of these frames to us while our dog was still alive

[pigeon fanatic @ratcomedian]

i’d kill to take a standardized test right now . a scantron could heel me

[pigeon fanatic @ratcomedian]

@ediblepansy can’t forget ALO

[pigeon fanatic @ratcomedian]

@quarantitty420 she literally looks so gorgeous and fancy

[pigeon fanatic @ratcomedian]

super bowl commercials used to mean something

[pigeon fanatic @ratcomedian]

are there any taylor swift fans who she was like their #3 artist or is it always #1 like are there casual taylor swift fans out there

[milk @milkinhisbag]

the rizzler making 6 figs and i’m trying not to end my life in the work bathroom

[pigeon fanatic @ratcomedian]

99% of the time someone gives me the finger when i’m driving it’s bc i won’t let them merge without a turn signal and i’ll aggressively honk at them when they try . i’m not going to stop

[pigeon fanatic @ratcomedian]

in my dreams i left a fish tank in ohio 6 years ago and no one has fed them, cleaned the tank, or knew they exist. but they’re still alive on the edge of death. every night i have to remind myself i don’t own any fish

[pigeon fanatic @ratcomedian]

noah and i decided that any time someone asks when we are getting married we add 1 year on to our relationship. we are going to be dating for 15 years and then reveal that we’ve been married the whole time

[pigeon fanatic @ratcomedian]

@quarantitty420 these are her siblings??????

[pigeon fanatic @ratcomedian]

noah’s old roommate who i only met a handful of times bc covid has me on their private story but not him

[pigeon fanatic @ratcomedian]

the best part about being gay is being added to every gay persons private story

[pigeon fanatic @ratcomedian]

the best part about being gay is being added to every gay persons private story

[pigeon fanatic @ratcomedian]

@quarantitty420 who??

[pigeon fanatic @ratcomedian]

@quarantitty420 like that school was made of gay, trans, and autistic people. they’re not gonna escape that. the ghosts of us live on.

[pigeon fanatic @ratcomedian]

@quarantitty420 did you read through the screenshots from their site on the va alum page it’s CRAZY

[pigeon fanatic @ratcomedian]

just bought a 30 dollar audiobook bc a random man on tiktok said it was his favorite book of all time . i hate living alone