rat cuddle time

you made your bed, now hump in it (NFL franchise Owner)

[vis 🇰🇷🇵🇹🇧🇷🇳🇿 🇨🇦 @Visicert]

he really did that against a 73-9 team bro

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Great quote from Michael Jordan, who was famously the only Hall of Fame player on the 1990's Chicago Bulls.

[Nick @NickZararis]

Larry on line at security makes a joke "do you really need to search me, you think I'm gonna be the one who does it?" And ends up in Secret Service custody for the entirety of the game, asking each interrogator as they come into the room for an update on the score of the game

[NBA Shane @Shane00]

MJ shot 3-18 FG in the conference finals and you never hear it

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

LeBron says he’s not taking anyone in NBA history over himself

“I’m not taking nobody over me. There’s no question. But I think Mike will say the same thing. Rest his soul, Kobe will say the same thing. Magic will say the same thing. Bird will say the same thing. Shaq could say the same thing. The late great Wilt. Kareem. I don’t think none of us are going to take somebody else. If there’s a general manager and he’s eyeballing all of us on a baseline, with the No. 1 pick, it’s gonna be hard not to take me, champ.”

(Via https://t.co/bmP9BwbV6J)

[Bells Beach @YaaaaaaHeyyyy]

LMBOOOOOO.

[` @olympicbron]

If I’m a GM and I see a fucking 6’9 270 pound two-way machine that can do everything and also be the most athletic freak on the court at all times should be quite obvious pick unless you’re a dick sucking hater

[Hit Factory @HitFactoryPod]

epstein's entire little black book in the msg stands last night.

[bart @soxbart]

“It’s filled with popcorn.”

Yeah not falling for that. Literally how they tricked Troy.

[kyle @knicks_tape99]

A shame he retired this celebration immediately lmaooooo

[B/R Walk-Off @BRWalkoff]

Another week at the top of our power rankings for the @Braves 🪓

(via @JoelReuterBR)

[OptaSTATS @OptaSTATS]

Ronald Acuña Jr. of the @Braves is the only MLB player in the modern era to have a 3-game span with:

4+ home runs
4+ stolen bases
4+ walks

[MLB @MLB]

Feelin' peachy 🤩

The Atlanta @Braves are the first team to 40 wins this season!

[Cayden Sturges @ChattahoocheeST]

@MLB

[MLB @MLB]

Ronald Acuña Jr. CRUSHES the first pitch he sees 😤

He has now homered in FOUR straight games!

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Well then, fuck you and your wife.

[Nick @NickZararis]

People accused Lucas of being heavy handed in the prequel trilogy then you realized people in real life voted for the Emperor three times and think maybe he wasn't honest enough

[🎭 @MaskedInLA]

That shit say 15 minutes of blocks in Year 15?!?

[BronsMind @BronsMindset]

using LeBron’s finals record in the debates has always been hilarious when pictures like this exist