Polina

im funny

[Polina @Rated____PG]

You can’t bite down on something. The way your mandible is anatomically positioned you can technically only bite “up”. Have a good one

[feef @feefal_]

It bothers me that teeth hide meat inside of them

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

On the 10th day of Soxmas…

RETWEET for a chance to win an autographed Luis Robert bat.

[mysillycomics | Silly Sturgeon Plush @mysillycomics]

i love saving images onto my cell phone. it’s like picking berries

[Amtrak @Amtrak]

trains

[TimTam🍫 @CandymanTimTam]

*spits out mouthful of blood* it's gonna take more than that to kill me

Dentist: for the love of God just floss

[Suburb Septembriseur @primarycatdad]

Need it

[Flavortown @flavortown]

Six more weeks of flavor

[Daniel @oningaD]

Me when im eating pizza

[Goth Shaggy Rogers @crumlingothic_]

Jason Derulo has now become the stairs at the Met Gala.
He has transcended.
He is at peace.
He is free.

[Haden Carrillo @CarrilloHaden]

my body dysmorphia really has me convinced I am built like this-

[Polina @Rated____PG]

@awfulmujer how did u find out??

[Polina @Rated____PG]

@oningaD you get a pass this time

[Book of @thelastPharaoh_]

Bank Account: $1400.05

McDonald cashier: you asked how much for the french fries?

Me: I said how much for the franchise

[Polina @Rated____PG]

direct deposit: $1400
Me at Bed, Bath and Beyond: take me to the beyond

[Polina @Rated____PG]

@oningaD i feel ur pain king

[Polina @Rated____PG]

@stephlara_ YES yes yes yes 🙌🏼