Ratemo

-Wandering🧭 through life's playlist🎶🎼, one beat🥁 at a time⌚.

-Football enthusiast⚽|| GGMU⚽

[Ratemo @Ratemo045]

Inafikanga miaka Flani after Campus hapo 23 Years Maisha inakuanga Ngumu sana Especially kama unatafuta kazi ama Hauna.Everyday ukiamka unajipata uko Sad for Nothing,Hauna pesa ya Data,Umesota ata haujui utakula nini.Your parents and Siblings are looking upon you wakikuombea sana

[Eric @amerix]

PEOPLE NOWADAYS:

Me: This is a goat.

How people respond;

"So, you mean this is not a sheep?"

"You are wrong. This is not a goat."

"This is Messi"

"Cristiano is better than Messi."

"I read a research report which says it is a cow that behaves like a sheep. It is not a goat."

"As a qualified farmer, I can assure you this goat is not a goat."

"Are you disagreeing with the Professor of Agriculture? He said yesterday on TV that goats cannot stand on a tree stump."

"You are not a farmer. You don't know what a goat looks like."

"You and your fellow wantam bloggers are so dumb."

"Just say tutam, we know what you mean by posting a goat."

#BetterTogether

[darkchild @darkkeed]

Najua mwenye alimark paper yangu ya chem,.. ataishi kuambia watoto wake wasicheze na masomo.

[Ratemo @Ratemo045]

Actually ni ngumu wakuwe nayo juu kila mtu anawaogopa

[Mkisii Ke 🤡🇰🇪 @pastortoxic_]

Lakini sio kila Malaya Ako na ukimwi sindio guys

[Ratemo @Ratemo045]

Na reach ya 220 kama mimi? Aende tu auze uji.

[BrianCOYSpurs @breazybray]

Hamuezi angusha KOT OCS hata mjaribu aje unless mreport account uende. He has outgrown the Kenyan shenanigans tulieni jameni 😂

[Eric Njiru ⚽️ @EricNjiiru]

If you don't talk about the good side of the game then don't chat about hooliganism. You only show up when the house is on fire?

[Ratemo @Ratemo045]

Shida ni huwa kukiwa na mazuri hamuongei

[H!TLER™🌸🏆🛡️ @mlipu_zii]

Watu wa ke football badala wakubali makosa imefanyika wanakutusi

[Ratemo @Ratemo045]

Ndo hiyo kichwa at least ikuwe na kitu

[Skeka @onlyskeka]

Hakuna mtu anaweza ni convince niende kuwatch Kenyan football. Ujinga iko huko ni mingi ata unaweza kua umetulia urushiwe kiti kwa kichwa.

[Ratemo @Ratemo045]

Sasa unataka kulia?

[KOT OCS👮👮 @WaruiJohn2]

Only Kevin Teya reason like a normal human beings in the Football KE community

[Ratemo @Ratemo045]

No one, absolutely no one
President William Ruto to this KCPE student:
Si hadi Calculator imekuletea
"Si ni Tax Era "

[Ratemo @Ratemo045]

Unaishi aje vibasic ni kama kesho Iko promised 😹

[Ratemo @Ratemo045]

Wa bhangi anachoma😊

[Ratemo @Ratemo045]

Unaenda kuclarify issue unaambiwa unataka kumpiga

[Ratemo @Ratemo045]

Me :Removes screen protector and phone case ..

The floor to my phone: Can we meet??

[Ratemo @Ratemo045]

Mason akikosa kazi tunaeza muita freemason?

[Ratemo @Ratemo045]

Spiders are the only web developers that enjoy getting bugs🫨

[Calebo @CalebGirango]

He preferred to invest where he can see his investments day and night.

[Ratemo @Ratemo045]

Kwa stadi

[TJ @TuvaJr]

@TeyaKevin Hii game tunawatch wapi

[Ratemo @Ratemo045]

@KCBInKenya What's up with your mmf, it is displaying zero balance

[Lemon Ginger @lannix_1]

Tanzanians watch Kenyans and Zimbabweans tweet in good English while celebrating Chivayo’s death

[King Half Thoughts ♿️ @teemadzika]

God finally addressed the elephant in the room