RatePallet

The good, bad and ugly of palletised shipping.

[RatePallet @ratepallet]

Many a palleter has been tempted into the abyss by the enchantment of a tall divider stack. Beware the syrens.

[Ilkley Brewery @Ilkleybrewery]

Look into my eyes. Don't look around my eyes. Look into my eyes....
#poweredbybeer #instabeer #beerpics #caskdividers #beerincolour #hypnobeer #poweredbypics

[RatePallet @ratepallet]

Excellent to see that we’re dispatching such strong pallets to the New World. No greater trade envoy than a crisp cubic metre.

[John Laffler🐊 @jalaffler]

Someone over in the UK did a very nice job stacking and wrapping this grain pallet

[RatePallet @ratepallet]

The tension, as they say, is palpable. A racy number that gives mere hints about what’s within, this is a stellar effort. The white wrap and branded tape are maybe a little ostentatious, but the technique is top drawer. A rare 10/10.

[Thomas Cram @ThomasCram5]

Look at this gorgeous pallet I’ve just received from @dropprojectbrew. Offfft. The tightest of pallet wrap, quality stuff. The fine trimming of the drop project tape. It didn’t need it but the arteries detail is something else. Woof @ratepallet surely a 9/10

[RatePallet @ratepallet]

@ZakAvery Stop talking to yourself Zak. 😁

[RatePallet @ratepallet]

An update from the trenches.

[Zak Avery @ZakAvery]

13.05.21 - Palnet has begun removing human decisions from strategic logistics, begins to learn rapidly and eventually becomes self-aware. Palnet (formerly known as the UK pallet network) is actively resisting all efforts to input, route or retrieve palletted freight.

[RatePallet @ratepallet]

Stobart’s Third Law: Any action affixed to a pallet will result in an equal and opposite reaction.

[Mitch Adams @mitcheladams]

You had one fuckin' job...

[RatePallet @ratepallet]

Palleting with the family - it’s what this season’s all about. Some sharp corners on display, and a valiant effort across a lot of mixed media loads. Front stack is showing a bit too much ankle for my taste, but a very solid showing. 8/10

[Donzoko @DonzokoBeer]

While I'm at home isolating, my auntie and uncle stepped in to build pallets to keep the beer flowing. look at that work! 👏👏👏

[RatePallet @ratepallet]

Always a delight to see a new palleteer, especially one so proud that he’s willing to ride it into battle. Obscenely tight wrap, excellent divider usage, and that pallet interface is exceptional. Chapeau. 10/10.

[Thirst Class Ale @ThirstClassAle]

Mark’s just built his first pallet and he’s pretty chuffed with it. What do you reckon @ratepallet?

[RatePallet @ratepallet]

Oh the TENSION! That little upturn on the third deck of trays may look scruffy to the untrained eye, but to me it says tight, tight corners. Bit of a scrappy bottom layer, but an otherwise solid single-medium pallet. 7/10

[flowerhornbrew @flowerhornbrew]

Haven’t built one of these for a while so it’s a bit wonky but #ratemypallet @ratepallet

[RatePallet @ratepallet]

@DonzokoBeer @Beerymatt Good to see that pallets like that can still live a functional life in society.

[RatePallet @ratepallet]

@DonzokoBeer Well that's pissed right on my chips.

[RatePallet @ratepallet]

Well now. Not going to win the big bucks with such a simple stack, but still a joyous thing to behold. Perfectly tailored, beautifully tight (white?!) wrap, and a textbook pallet interface. A deliciously snug 8/10.

[Donzoko @DonzokoBeer]

@edwinmethu Badabing badaboom

[RatePallet @ratepallet]

@PollysArron @DrunkRes I mean, don’t rest on your laurels, it can all still go south. So to speak.

[RatePallet @ratepallet]

Forget glassware, tees and tap handles - this is 2020's must-have merch for breweries.

[RatePallet @ratepallet]

@SirenCraftBrew Lovely pallet that.

[RatePallet @ratepallet]

@ZakAvery Could it be... The fabled Pallet of Barranog? Legend has it dating from the time before haze, a pallet that has seen empires rise and fall - a pallet born not of man, nor tree, but of pure, wizened logistics. To be in its presence is to have shipped in the company of Kings.

[RatePallet @ratepallet]

@DJVinylFeebs @PollysArron And this lad's sitting on a magic carpet of bulkhead-bound misery if the driver isn't gentle on the air brakes.

[RatePallet @ratepallet]

@DJVinylFeebs @PollysArron I mean I normally tend towards cutting commentary, but what the fresh hell is going on with the total lack of pallet / wrap interaction?

[RatePallet @ratepallet]

@nonabsorbing @StarTribune Nobody ever thinks about the loss to the pallet community in these tragic events.