Halo 3 Rat

high strangeness.

[Halo 3 Rat @ratfromhalo]

@sorlana_ so many places. It’s been quite the ride.

[Halo 3 Rat @ratfromhalo]

hi guys. glad we aren’t dead.

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someone told me when I was little that if you lay your hand on something for long enough the atoms would align and you’d pass through it. It’s not true but I sure do think about it a lot.

[Halo 3 Rat @ratfromhalo]

I think it’s finally catching up to me.

[Halo 3 Rat @ratfromhalo]

I was that close to paradise.

[Halo 3 Rat @ratfromhalo]

What if “The Hat Man” was just the friends we made along the way?

[Halo 3 Rat @ratfromhalo]

covered in ants on your living room floor.

[Reverend Kristin Michael Hayter @LINGUA_IGNOTA_]

I quit smoking cigs on Friday and I feel like *fucking ass* now I’m a mint vape daddy who plays hackeysack or whatever, put me in a fucking fedora and shoot me

[Halo 3 Rat @ratfromhalo]

this years Halloween “theme” is “Se7en”. Have fun guys!

[Halo 3 Rat @ratfromhalo]

It’s A Wonderful Life.

[Halo 3 Rat @ratfromhalo]

I still wake up every night at 3 AM.

[Halo 3 Rat @ratfromhalo]

Dogs at home update 2: Bowie, our mini Australian shepherd, just bit my nipple in the midst of me showing my mother a meme. He’s just protecting her.

[Halo 3 Rat @ratfromhalo]

"So, of course, no one believes me. I'm a... I'm an annoyance to my superiors, a joke to my peers. They call me "Spooky."

[Halo 3 Rat @ratfromhalo]

She looks at me like I went out for smokes and just appeared. This dog loves me. But SCOUT is not letting go of THAT SHIT. Updates to follow.

[Halo 3 Rat @ratfromhalo]

Since moving back to my parents, they have since got a new dog, Scout, who is now 1 year old. I did not grow up within this dogs life. This animal either loves me or treats me like the uncle that’s staying on the couch because he’s going through some shit.

[Halo 3 Rat @ratfromhalo]

I know she does not comprehend the concept of “aiming her tail” but she knocks 1-3 items out of my hand a day. If it’s 1, we are chilling. By 3, I feel like I’m being deliberately disrespected. Scout doesn’t know. She’s a 1 year old dog. But, something is up.

[Halo 3 Rat @ratfromhalo]

"You know, they say when you talk to God it's prayer, but when God talks to you, it's schizophrenia."

[Halo 3 Rat @ratfromhalo]

but not crazy in a fun way. But not in a not fun way either.

[Halo 3 Rat @ratfromhalo]

just realizing that my friends and family have always thought I was batshit crazy and are only now admitting it. Freeing really.

[Halo 3 Rat @ratfromhalo]

Dead Ringers may be my favorite miniseries in recent memory.