Dalton Rathbone

Shriek into the vacuum if, in spite of your accomplishments you wake up feeling empty like Houdini’s grave probably is.

[Dalton Rathbone @rathboned]

“A man said to the universe: 'Sir, I exist!' 'However,' replied the universe. 'The fact has not created in me a sense of obligation.” -

[Dalton Rathbone @rathboned]

@BRWrestling @AEW This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen. This isn't even wrestling, it's just stupid.

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

the most basic form of mind control is repetition. the most basic form of mind control is repetition. the most basic form of mind control is repetition. the most basic form of mind control is repetition. the most basic form of mind control is repetition.

[Dalton Rathbone @rathboned]

@WiscoWriterGuy All of those describe my saved reels on Instagram

[Dalton Rathbone @rathboned]

@WiscoWriterGuy I was born in 1993

[Dalton Rathbone @rathboned]

@WiscoWriterGuy You could've baked Christ themed treats...or preached the good word of Cake.

[Dalton Rathbone @rathboned]

@MrBeast How does one join this team? 🤔

[Dalton Rathbone @rathboned]

@steelydamnnn I see it everywhere up by Kenosha and Racine

[Dalton Rathbone @rathboned]

@WiscoWriterGuy You ever look into bread vending?

[Dalton Rathbone @rathboned]

@WiscoWriterGuy To be fair, without context that description basically fits Hulk Hogan as well

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

To all the girls in high school who thought I was a loser: how did you know?

[Dalton Rathbone @rathboned]

@WiscoWriterGuy Sounds like a targeted ad to me

[Dalton Rathbone @rathboned]

Can we get a Star Wars "What If?" show? Because I need to see what would've happened if Gui-Gin survived and trained Anakin.

[Dalton Rathbone @rathboned]

@WiscoWriterGuy Sounds like the beltline, which reminds me there are some parts I don't miss about living in Madison

[Dalton Rathbone @rathboned]

Billie Jean and Caribbean Queen are practically the same song. Listen to them back to back if you don't believe me

[Dalton Rathbone @rathboned]

@steelydamnnn I love it so much I have it 24/7

[Dalton Rathbone @rathboned]

@conspiracyb0t That's my kink

[Laura Peek @laurapeek_]

Just saw a billboard for Morton salt and it’s like….you have nothing to worry about. I can’t name another salt

[Dalton Rathbone @rathboned]

The new Top Gun movie is doing cross promotion with Applebee's. Talk about knowing your target demographic

[Dalton Rathbone @rathboned]

@WiscoWriterGuy They still gotta record it

[Dalton Rathbone @rathboned]

Egg is a verb