Ben Fearnley

basking in the pleasure of cancelled plans

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@Philip_Britton

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@Tweet4nita You should apply for a civil injunction under s.3A Protection from Harassment Act (1997).

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@KnightmareLive Link please? Truth accepted!

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When I set up my Twitter account I thought my handle was amusing. Not any more. #hoistedbymyownpetard

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@KnightmareLive This whole thing has made me somewhat regret my choice of twitter handle.

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@KnightmareLive With two goblins and an angry witch.

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Stay healthy, stay safe and take only the supplies you need. We can beat the challenge.

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@KnightmareTV "Careful, somebody coughing approaches." "Quick Kevin, take six side-steps to the right."

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@KnightmareLive Errr yes

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@ameliadimz my sister had a baby girl today. She called her Amelia. It's a coincidence. But I thought I'd tell you. I wanted to tell all the Amelias but you are the only one I could think of. Still, might make you smile on an otherwise weirdly shitty day.

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@doughnuttime_uk I've been demogorging. Geddit? #StrangerRings

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@BoardofDeputies @AmandaBoDVP This was ill-judged. I am usually a big supporter of the BoD but wow, this was a mistake. It's almost cringey. Bad.

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@stevewhiteraven @BoardofDeputies @BoDPres Who is?

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@Tweet4nita Anita - I am Jewish. I took my family to the anti-semitism rally in Parliament square last weekend where we waved placards. The world is full of hateful people, you are not one of them. To accuse you of racism is ridiculous. Keep streaming!

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@azizansari binged watched Master of None and as a result now on vacation in Italy sampling the best pasta I can find. Allora!

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@GeorgieBank Hi! - just got a gohenry card for my child and he set up a weekly sum to NSPCC. I was concerned to ensure all of the donation goes to NSPCC (no management retention etc - otherwise would donate differently).Google didn't help but found your name - sorry to bother!

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@Jeremy_Hunt @realDonaldTrump @MELANIATRUMP tone deaf

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@real_defender @realDonaldTrump Really? Have you actually asked anyone? I do not know one person who is pleased he is here. He is a humourless boor and a bully. The British aren’t fond of people like that.

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@lucianaberger Well done. I am behind you 100% of the way and I know many, many others who are too. Thank you for having the courage to act on what you believe. Almost feel like moving to Liverpool just so that you could be my MP...