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climate scientist

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Hey @andyfrasco, seeing you at Oyster Bar was our 3rd date, haven’t missed a show since.

Will you play our wedding?

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@BodenHagan @Nexuist People doing their jobs is now conspiracy, apparently

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@Erickschultz11 @DrNeilStone If diet and exercise help you lose weight, why keep doing it 🤔

[mike drinks beer @mikehunnidproof]

she give nothing butthead I’m tryna see how the beav is

[Yosh @darpasquid]

they should make it illegal for me to be sleepy at 9:40pm on a saturday. [remembering i’m a police abolitionist] or rather we should restructure society such that i am not sleepy at 9:40pm on a saturday.

[Lilly @lillybilly299]

When my mother first moved to Japan, she tried to jaywalk while pushing a stroller on an empty residential street. She was immediately stopped by an old, well dressed Japanese man who solemnly told her in perfect English "the downfall of society begins with the individual"

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@MrRevibes Brutal L tonight. Sending love and prayers ❤️

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@Fotto754624 @1Doge1Doge1 @JH_37_ It’s really difficult to “go easy” on someone in Chess. Like how could I NOT punish such careless blunders

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@Pfaffdatassup Ya

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Saw something that made me so happy today 😁

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@MrRevibes @SleeperHQ cooked

[Unlimited L's @unlimited_ls]

Kamala Harris supporter is going viral for screaming at a child in a stroller

[heats ⁉ @POCHOWEK]

I must be a child left behind the way this bush got me acting stupid

[Room Reader @Ratherr_dashing]

When I was a child, I used to sit around drawing pictures, visualizing the exact thing that I wanted to be when I grew up: an extension of your team.

Our powerful B2B software enables y-

[It’s been brought to my attention @Pfaffdatassup]

Gods, Ned! What have you done? You’re a pink pony girl

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How do we know this is Joe Biden and not some *master of disguise*

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Guess what, and by the way, Joe Biden is still president
#SNLPremiere

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Saw someone at work today say their phone ran out of “gigger bytes” 🥴

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This is the tweet of the year imo

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Jon Snow's tenure as Lord Commander

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

There's a bit of sadness when you're at a restaurant and the food isn't delivered by Your Server.

"and who ordered the Alfredo?"

You don't know us at all. Jenny would know. Jenny would know who ordered the Alfredo.