Ratings Machine

I am the ratings machine. Bow before me all media!

[Ratings Machine @ratingsmachine]

ONLY I CAN CALL RATINGS SO SHUT UP, MAN! #Debates2020

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

HIGHEST CABLE TELEVISION RATINGS OF ALL TIME. SECOND HIGHEST OVERALL TELEVISION RATINGS OF ALL TIME. Some day these Fake Media Companies are going to miss me, very badly!!!

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

That debate was the worst thing I've ever seen & I was in The Star Wars Holiday Special.

[Ratings Machine @ratingsmachine]

Back it up, idiot! I ALONE DETERMINE THE RATINGS!! Stay. In. Your. Lane.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Wow! @foxandfriends blew away the competition of Morning Joke (which did very poorly) on MSDNC (Another Comcast sleaze production), and @CNN’s New Day, in the Morning Television Ratings. A total blowout, but that’s what you get when you treat “Trump” fairly!

[Alex Weprin @alexweprin]

Nielsen has updated impeachment TV ratings: an average of 13.8M people tuned in yesterday. This does not include anyone who streamed the proceedings. Only those watching on linear TV. https://t.co/HicQcLGZPv

[Ratings Machine @ratingsmachine]

Respectfully, sir, please refrain from commenting on TV ratings. That’s my thing.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Sorry to say but @foxandfriends is by far the best of the morning political shows on television. It rightfully has BY FAR the highest ratings, not even close. Morning Psycho (Joe), who helped get me elected in 2016 by having me on (free) all the time, has nosedived, too Angry...

[Ratings Machine @ratingsmachine]

I ALONE DETERMINE THE RATINGS!!!!! #SOTU

[The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse]

Trump is in for a painful shock when the ratings come out for last night’s SOTU.

The fight over the SOTU date made many Dems viscerally detest the idea of watching this year.

Trump doesn’t know it yet but Pelosi double-punched him. She made him wait... and poisoned his ratings.

[Ratings Machine @ratingsmachine]

The ratings for #SOTU will be lower than the #SuperBowl

[Ratings Machine @ratingsmachine]

I ALONE WILL COMMENT ON RATINGS!!! Stay on your lane, Cheeto! https://t.co/4IiNO2ZUUw

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

.@jimmyfallon is now whimpering to all that he did the famous “hair show” with me (where he seriously messed up my hair), & that he would have now done it differently because it is said to have “humanized” me-he is taking heat. He called & said “monster ratings.” Be a man Jimmy!

[Ratings Machine @ratingsmachine]

I ALONE CONGRATULATE ACTORS ON THEIR SHOW RATINGS!!! @realDonaldTrump butt out of my game! Also, @therealroseanne the show was not all that good, left viewers feeling bruised on the left and right cheek.

[Ratings Machine @ratingsmachine]

LIAR!! I ALONE GIVE RATINGS AND YOU ARE LYING, SIR! https://t.co/1WgbjmTTDr

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Thank you for all of the nice compliments and reviews on the State of the Union speech. 45.6 million people watched, the highest number in history. @FoxNews beat every other Network, for the first time ever, with 11.7 million people tuning in. Delivered from the heart!

[Ratings Machine @ratingsmachine]

I ALONE WILL DECIDE WHEN YOU GET AIRTIME ON THE TV! #ratings https://t.co/Md4WoKiBLI

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

More and more people are suggesting that Republicans (and me) should be given Equal Time on T.V. when you look at the one-sided coverage?

[Ratings Machine @ratingsmachine]

I am the #ratingsmachine. I did not fire @Schwarzenegger He left because your antics were a boat anchor on the show. https://t.co/RyoXy80LZh

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Arnold Schwarzenegger isn't voluntarily leaving the Apprentice, he was fired by his bad (pathetic) ratings, not by me. Sad end to great show

[Ratings Machine @ratingsmachine]

I AM THE RATINGS DECIDER! I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT @EricBoehlert #ratingsmachine https://t.co/PwJy3sufKu

[Eric Boehlert @EricBoehlert]

Sad! https://t.co/z1DLE0G3TS

[Ratings Machine @ratingsmachine]

I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT! is a new scripted reality show about a POTUS... oh, wait, that is reality for realz #RATINGSGOLD

[emily bell @emilybell]

HUGE success. Massive ratings!! #9thCircuit https://t.co/gm3TIV5RQY

[Ratings Machine @ratingsmachine]

Hey hey hey! Ratings are my thing! Also, huge ratings #9thCircuit https://t.co/YnDDf4T8jO

[emily bell @emilybell]

HUGE success. Massive ratings!! #9thCircuit https://t.co/gm3TIV5RQY

[Ratings Machine @ratingsmachine]

Ratings GOLD! #feud @Schwarzenegger https://t.co/NNxPCKwL9c

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Yes, Arnold Schwarzenegger did a really bad job as Governor of California and even worse on the Apprentice...but at least he tried hard!

[Ratings Machine @ratingsmachine]

We got this @Schwarzenegger #ratingsmachine

[Ratings Machine @ratingsmachine]

Nice one @realDonaldTrump but @Schwarzenegger ratings will be JUST FINE! Pray for your own. #ratingsmachine

[Ratings Machine @ratingsmachine]

The only orbit with the gravity pull to suck ratings away from @realDonaldTrump is... @Beyonce Don't you forget it D! #ratingsmachine