Paul Benjamin 🐀

Baseball fan, political junkie, general troublemaker, likes punk but not metal

[Barb McQuade @BarbMcQuade]

Is this heaven?

[Paul Benjamin 🐀 @ratinthekitchen]

@meiselasb @patriottakes Sorry but Green Day isn’t performing in Time Square, they’re in Los Angeles.

[Paul Benjamin 🐀 @ratinthekitchen]

@Brent4AZ @HawkeyeFootball Sorry dude. And it looks like you’ll be searching for what channel the Cotton Bowl is on on December 29th.

[Robbie Sherwood @RobbieSherwood]

Media response: cricket…cricket…cricket

[James Hughes @JamesHu29812484]

Population of California: 39,538,223
Population of Wyoming: 578,803

The 40 million people who live in the 22 smallest states get 44 senators to represent their views. The 40 million people in California get two. This is undemocratic and an unfair representation of voters.

[Paul Benjamin 🐀 @ratinthekitchen]

@ZHBuchanan Flat out awful

[Paul Benjamin 🐀 @ratinthekitchen]

@jontalton sheesh. Go rain on somebody else's parade, Jon.

[Paul Benjamin 🐀 @ratinthekitchen]

@primaryconsult is Osborn one of yours?

[Paul Benjamin 🐀 @ratinthekitchen]

I live one street from the Osborn Elementary district, so I have no dog in the fight, but I find it amusing that the signs that are urging a NO vote on their override, and complaining about the quality of education there, have misspelled Osborn.

[Paul Benjamin 🐀 @ratinthekitchen]

I live one street from the Osborn Elementary district, so I have no dog in the fight, but I find it amusing that the signs that are urging a NO vote on their override, and complaining about the quality of education there, have misspelled Osborn.

[Theo Mackie @theo_mackie]

Tommy Pham on his reaction to the HRs:

"Domo got one and I was like, 'Hell yeah.' Marte crushed one, I was like, 'Hell yeah.' C-Walk blasted one and I'm like, 'Daamn.' Then Moreno hit the foul ball and I'm like, 'Ah damn.' Very next pitch, he blasted one, I'm like, 'Hell yeah.'"

[Paul Benjamin 🐀 @ratinthekitchen]

@EdMasley @Music__Mentor Al Kooper and Jerry Lee Lewis

[Paul Benjamin 🐀 @ratinthekitchen]

@g_j_clark @Chandler_Rome @Buster_ESPN I did my duty, booing him consistently when they were here last Sunday.

[Arizona Diamondbacks @Dbacks]

Pool party at our place. 🥳

[Paul Benjamin 🐀 @ratinthekitchen]

@georgannyara …we already have gender-neutral terms to describe the Latino community. Adding an X and creating a new word comes off as performative…if (you) use Latinx in your mass communication, it likely means (you) don't understand the Latino community.

-Ruben Gallego

[Matt Lewis @mattklewis]

Missed this from A.B. Stoddard, but recent developments make it even more relevant. https://t.co/2g5b0Yryzy

[Paul Benjamin 🐀 @ratinthekitchen]

Watching today’s @Dbacks game recorded on TiVo. If Berthiaume says “ghost forkball” or “polar bear” one more time I might do serious damage to the TV.

[Paul Benjamin 🐀 @ratinthekitchen]

@JohnGlennX Not sure, but I think Martha Quinn was the VJ.

[Paul Benjamin 🐀 @ratinthekitchen]

@Dbacks @jordanlawlar I was really hoping that this sad excuse for a sideline reporter (who has blocked me) was employed by Bally and wouldn’t appear on @Dbacks broadcasts again.

[Paul Benjamin 🐀 @ratinthekitchen]

⁦@banooshahr⁩ assumes that readers know what a smashburger is. A little more detail next time?

https://t.co/YmG6dsj2LO via @azcentral

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

This Labor Day weekend, thank America’s unions for building the middle class.