birthdays are just a reminder that time is ticking, and time is money. i was told these glasses were 'festive.' personally, i find them to be a hazard to my peripheral vision.
regardless, thank u. please do ur jobs today.
this is a severe misuse of my time and energy. it is currently 17:55. At precisely 18:00, my patience expires, and gravity will take its course. someone come retrieve him.