not a real person

very demure

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I saw someone say, “No spoilers for The Odyssey.” Brother, you’ve had 3,000 years to read the book.

[Max the Observer 🦭 @strepmommy]

what happens 2-3 days after your therapy appointment where you had “nothing to talk about”:

[s! @palearab]

ive felt like this for the past month

[🎱 @pedriiitis]

not even allowed to push someone in the box now in this perfect world sorry to all the perfect brothers and sisters out there

[sage is killing herself @iluvhaaland]

Everyone be having a nice game and here comes Harry Kane with his ugly face to ruin the fun for everyone

[t3mple is seeing cortis @catyufan]

my father once said this:

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Come with me, we're gonna go laughing.

[Bosnian Football @BosniaNTBall]

LET’S GO BELGIUM!🇧🇪🇧🇪🇧🇪🇧🇪

[24kGoldn @24kGoldn]

Bitches be wearing Mexico jerseys like their boyfriend ain’t cry when Charlie Kirk died

[Big_Hut🧩 @Hutman_RM]

POV: Harry Kane checking the note from the Mexican Cartel telling him to keep it at 0 shots on target.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Brasil letting Neymar score that meaningless penalty in his last international match.

[🌧️ @wstgoat7]

I’m crying they gave Neymar a make a wish penalty

[ybg spence @WhereIsPetan]

He knows that Hakimi is going to prison 😭😭😭

[corb @awshuqs]

if Paul McCartney came to my wedding i would want him to play “Wonderful Christmastime”

[Very Awesome, Normal Person. @loveandlightok]

all adventurous women do.

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

I might be breaking my NDA by saying this but Taylor Swift sang “We Are Charlie Kirk” at her wedding

[‏ִֶָ @tatemclisa]

the two messy bitches in middle school asking if you’re gay

[Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung]

I honestly just don't have time for this right now

[OG Anunoby Addict @PlayoffBoundNYK]

Feds were at his door so he took the first flight out 😭