Beauregard "Capital Punishment" Oxlong, Esq.

Dartmouth College '92 | Avid 22 year old Gabes goer | Rhino Pill Sommelier | Ally of the community

[Beauregard "Capital Punishment" Oxlong, Esq. @ratmthurs67]

No more poor decisions #rebrand

[Beauregard "Capital Punishment" Oxlong, Esq. @ratmthurs67]

Skanks and whores

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Nothing makes me more mad than an ugly cart girl

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@Mustbedone23 Is this who I think it is

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@Mustbedone23 Golfed with my boss on Monday, shot a smooth 58 on 9

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@Mustbedone23 Rivaled only by ripping classic rock, bud heavies and pushups

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Why would you tell me that #whatyoudontknowcanthurtyou

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This gym smells like dirty box I want to leave

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@Bagsthethird @goldennose94 That guy is a huge fag and he would probably kiss a dude

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#mustbedone #rebootvan #goodtaseeya

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@Sparky_grizwold Safest place in the city

[Beauregard "Capital Punishment" Oxlong, Esq. @ratmthurs67]

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

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Probably the second greatest photo of all time #expand this

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Any ball knowers #zombies

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#uhoh

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#they will never understand

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I hate the consequences of my own actions #fuck

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@Sparky_grizwold Nworded

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@Sparky_grizwold What she doesn't know can't hurt her

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@Leroyrails I would turn it into glass