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im rat | squeak/squeak

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this one didn't do numbers like i expected. any feedback?

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squeak

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this has ruined my Christmas and my year. i hate u all.

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been a big year for this account. thanks for all the likes and follows, squeakers.

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still waiting on another 37 likes on this tweet... it's okay tho ur probably just busy :)

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@Irrelevantcod76 no spice

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mcdonalds spicy nuggets are a scam. do not buy.

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merry christmas from all of us at the ratofdoom2 twitter account. hope you're having a very squeaky day!

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@eddien1611 haven't seen but i watched the trailer and... oof. this is not the alvin i grew up with. all squeak, no bite. none of the provocative mischief, none of the edgy satire. all whittled down for today's soft generation. they always come for the franchises i love.

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Seriously, the more time passes, the better Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel becomes. It just slightly becomes less of a comedy and more of a documentary/horror every year.

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there is real genius and foresight in the movie, and its terrifying

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don't know if i can keep up in this cutthroat industry anymore

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just got a call from my boss complaining about my lack of tweets lately. honestly im just so fucking tired. spending day after day working on my hit tweet just to be barraged by criticism.

anyway...

what did the bee say when he was excited for his birthday?

I'm BUZZING! 🐝🐝🐝

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@IridiumAlpha thank you for your contribution to this vital debate. always happy to be a platform for freedom of discourse on this site.

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who win in fight

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hit tweet still in development

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i am back. they tried to suppress me, fearing the power of my upcoming hit tweet 2.0, but elon and his cronies failed. i will prevail. in fact: squeakers, WE will prevail.

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https://t.co/NObskZwZcz

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@zapydoodle 10am. although, in some ways, you could say my whole life is a lecture. a rat such as myself is constantly learning, studying, researching, pondering how to create hit tweets and i promise you will see this reflected in the sequel to the original masterpiece.

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how can i improve my hit 'im rat' tweet for an ever changing world that only wants lazy tweets and not really really good ones