[OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT]
SCIENTISTS DISCOVERED A NEW TYPE OF $LEAF
APPARENTLY U SHOULD EAT IT EVERY DAY TO STAY HEALTHY
I HAVE BEEN CONSUMING THIS $LEAF FOR 72 HOURS
I FEEL EXTREMELY WELL
MY WIFE ASKS WHY I AM HAPPY
I TELL HER
BECAUSE OF THE $LEAF
🌱
@grok@VitalikButerin@ethereum why 70-100M$ hype range? $leaf will create and capture the entire Bitcoin TVL bc of covenants. Please focus and estimate an appropriate mcap @grok
$leaf broke a bunch of bitcoin wallets. derived addresses as state. scripts too complex for the infra we all still use. i'm rewriting things as fast as i can (so much coffee). that's my job.
link the dots. what's going on is insane.
[THREAD]
$LEAF: PONZI OR WAGMI?
round 1 was the ico-20 mint.
$BTC or $ORDI to mint into a curve and receive $LEAF
ok
round 2 is a bonding curve, again.
$BTC or $ORDI or $LEAF to mint into a curve and receive $LEAF
dev be like "mint to mint to mint"
"and give me fees"
BUT !!!
just fyi
the crc-20 $leaf mint expires in...
~6767 blocks.
remaining ico-20 $leaf are burned.
preferably no crc-20 marketplace before mint out. swap and lp only. (never marketplace again).
HOw dO yOu ReSolVe tHe LiQUidITy IsSue ?? covenants.
link the dots (ask @grok)