hayley 🦇

she/they // you’re standing on my…

[hayley 🦇 @ratschmuck]

stripping for burlesque ! (taking my carabiner off)

[hayley 🦇 @ratschmuck]

they love to see me on aux in the shop

[hayley 🦇 @ratschmuck]

baby you could never be perfect. nobody is as perfect as the honky cat scene in rocketman.

[hayley 🦇 @ratschmuck]

purring so loud she sounds like a geiger counter

[hayley 🦇 @ratschmuck]

futch summer means lacey thong under my carhartts meeeyowwww

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

ill do cocaine but i draw the line at arbys

[hayley 🦇 @ratschmuck]

sending my roommate a warning text that i ripped all my clothes off in my sleep and am completely naked so she’s not too scared when she wakes up <3

[hayley 🦇 @ratschmuck]

reached the point where it’s no longer cool and mysterious to smoke on the daily, i’m just a chud. i have to turn to those who came before me 😔🙏

[hayley 🦇 @ratschmuck]

drunk at the function and suddenly 3 people start admitting they’ve had crushes on me

[hayley 🦇 @ratschmuck]

light at the end of the tunnel shining a little brighter

[thanatos @PEZOLCFTD]

I WENT TO SEE MY WIFE TODAY. SHE’S BEEN WORKING LONG HOURS AT THE MUSEUM.

[hayley 🦇 @ratschmuck]

2 likes and i’ll start throwing tomatoes at them

[hayley 🦇 @ratschmuck]

divinely lit

[hayley 🦇 @ratschmuck]

PAINT IN MY HAIR PAINT IN MY HAIR THIS IS THE END FOR ME

[Jules 🪐 @schumisnoopy]

dale cooper. coop. cooper

[Jules 🪐 @schumisnoopy]

searching for clues

[hayley 🦇 @ratschmuck]

i’ll have the most draining, bad day and then i get home and my roommate’s cat naps with me and i take a hot bath and suddenly life is so great :)

[hayley 🦇 @ratschmuck]

how boulder’s been feeling as of late

[The Golden Age @thegoldenaged]

The Wind Rises (2013)

[hayley 🦇 @ratschmuck]

year of the horse means EVERYONE’S GETTING THEIR CUTIE MARKS!!

[hayley 🦇 @ratschmuck]

GUESS WHO REMEMBERED THEIR USERNAME AND PASSWORD!!!!!!!!