maks

astarion schizoposting

[Finch @blckbrdquitter]

can my fellow trans men do me a favor and PLEASE run their tat ideas by their friends first, I just saw a back tattoo thats gonna get screenshotted and go viral on her here in t-minus 2 weeks

[maks @ratstarion]

the concept of failing the entire semester and getting kicked out of law school because id lowkey rather start another durgestarion run than study

[maks @ratstarion]

ever since my bg3 hyperfixation went into standby mode ive been through a thousand life-changing, core memory events that shaped me into a different person than i was when i first played the game and i STILL react to that fuckass vampires name like a clicker trained dog. Fuck

[maks @ratstarion]

ever since my bg3 hyperfixation went into standby mode ive been through a thousand life-changing, core memory events that shaped me into a different person than i was when i first played the game and i STILL react to that fuckass vampires name like a clicker trained dog. Fuck

[Naederys Targaryen🐉 @barcuswoot]

im a bistarion truther but i think it would be really funny if they offhanded confirmed he was gay in the new book. it would be like tossing a grenade into a room but also the grenade just explodes over and over again forever

[maks @ratstarion]

...hello????

[Polygon @Polygon]

Exclusive: Baldur's Gate 3 is officially getting a prequel novel starring Astarion https://t.co/w0nPzSubMQ

[maks @ratstarion]

im glad bg3 isn’t real life because imagine astarion

[mars 🕸️🦇 @galesversion]

im glad bg3 isn’t real life because imagine astarion on jury duty

[maks @ratstarion]

started hrt so i could make transstarion real

[maks @ratstarion]

12 NEW SUBCLASSES HELLO

[Baldur's Gate 3 @baldursgate3]

Discover what’s coming to Baldur’s Gate 3 next year with Community Update #30:

🎮 Cross-Play
📸 Photo Mode
💫 12 New Subclasses
🪱 Continued Bug Fixing
🔜 Patch 8 Stress Test - January 2025

Read more: https://t.co/HuVZ4buBuD

[Naederys Targaryen🐉 @barcuswoot]

People who hate Solas are afraid of emotional warmth, granted fear of having sex with a bald elf is valid. But outside of that, mostly not understanding emotional warmth.

[maks @ratstarion]

@tomenthalpy "trans rights" in bio and tweeting this. crazy work

[maks @ratstarion]

i think i had a revelation. he's absolutely dogshit at math

[maks @ratstarion]

i love that genre of astarion headcanons thats just giving him unnecessary issues and making him more pathetic. like yeah tell me about how you think hes lactose intolerant and has trouble reading

[maks @ratstarion]

@gh0st_mov spacebarbarianweird on tumblr i think

[maks @ratstarion]

apparently every bg3 companion is ableist. but not astarion. the only ally that matters ❤️

[maks @ratstarion]

@Cnacks_ i thought about pre-vampirism astarion but. yeah fuck it lets make it even harder for him

[maks @ratstarion]

i love that genre of astarion headcanons thats just giving him unnecessary issues and making him more pathetic. like yeah tell me about how you think hes lactose intolerant and has trouble reading

[maks @ratstarion]

to be fair i dont even think astarion is incapable or loving or being with someone disordered or whatever but his lack of empathy/being shitty when it comes to relationships is such an important part of his character i will just assume you dont even like him if you skip that part

[maks @ratstarion]

apparently every bg3 companion is ableist. but not astarion. the only ally that matters ❤️

[maks @ratstarion]

@molluskhigh no like he would just walk away and pretend he doesnt even know me 😭😭😭

[maks @ratstarion]

@kolboette hes a villain not a monster 🫶

[maks @ratstarion]

@glowfangz id say sadstarion is the evil one

[maks @ratstarion]

@glowfangz BOTH. hes impulsive so he doesnt think much of it at first and falls for scams but once he realizes whats going on he just pushes himself deeper into that rabbit hole thinking he has everything figured out (his plans suck)

[🐭 @CyberM5t3us]

#durgestarion