chlo 🐀

poptropica expert and rodent wrangler

[chlo 🐀 @ratswithpants]

i feel like most of you follow me to see my tweets about will so here’s a thread of will-related tweets

[chlo 🐀 @ratswithpants]

@Jwheeler215 this but with the wii play tanks

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in another life I would have been unstoppable on the roller derby rink

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objectively it would be so funny if i was cast as trunchbull in matilda

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I KNOW i did not just hear 94.3 refer to teenagers by mcr as a “throwback track”

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@Jwheeler215 YEAH WOO WOO YEAH YAH WOO WOO YEAH

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THEY PLAYED ALL THIS RINGING

[mar 🌻 @pstumps]

so no one was gonna tell me patrick flubbed the all this ringing lyrics on 1ourdust and instead of singing “pushed up the window to kiss you off” sang “to kick you out” ??? which is objectively sO MUCH FUNNIER BC IT’S THE TOTAL OPPOSITE OF THE ORGINAL LYRIC??/&/)??

[chlo 🐀 @ratswithpants]

when i graduate remind me to tweet “call me the bachelor cuz I got two of ‘em”

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bill and ted’s bogus journey

[Xiao Tong 🦋 Am elsewhere!! @Velinxi]

It’s so embarrassing how many times I’ve finished watching a movie at home and think “oh man that was pretty good” then googling it to find out more just to see it’s actually universally agreed to be the worst movie ever and has a 20% on rotten tomatoes

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I’ve got all this ringing in my ears and none on my fingers core

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being a cat owner has me saying shit like “i can HEAR you thinking about eating my keys dude”

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@pixie_revolver no - colorado

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no pls my wallet cannot handle it

[Fall Out Boy @falloutboy]

Your questions will be answered tomorrow 🎱

[chlo 🐀 @ratswithpants]

destroyer of worlds, consumer of pickles directly out of the jar (no utensils)

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@squareular_ asleep, dead

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@Jwheeler215

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as he should be

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on the pooper (i hardly know her)

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im like if a corndog was a person

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i have been waiting for this day since I started doing the wordle