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no more tweeting today

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the week between Christmas and new years is twilight watch

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crying in the theatre bathroom with the other girls who just saw we live in the context

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know I’m back in the south after being in Maine bc a woman in the Charlotte airport bathroom wanted to talk about how hot the bathroom sink water was and u know what it was too hot you’re so right ma’am

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what if it’s the hawk tuah girl

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second chaired my first trial this week which was very demure & very mindful

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has anyone at airport security ever considered that I don’t know what a lithium ion battery even is let alone if I have one on me

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need a soccer mommy cover of faith hill’s this kiss stat

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Morgan & Morgan’s ad team

[welcome to mississippi @uverneous]

Who did this 😡

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and yet the capri theatre is not showing Barbie??????

[Chairman @WSBChairman]

Barbie vs Oppenheimer popularity in USA by state

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me taking the deposition of a 23 year old

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she's so lucky
she's a star
but she cry cry cries when she can’t open her pickle jar

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neighbor said I should join the garden club even though it’s more of a drinking social club & she’s “the only of those sons of bitches who knows what a flower is.” I sense good gos & will be joining

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ppl keep complimenting my various work shoes & I agree

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not even what this was about but happy to announce my neighborhood corner market in jxn is now a Grocery Depot (only it’s name is capitalized, out of respect)

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Have a personal vendetta against corner market grocery stores that is getting worse every passing day

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opposing counsel filed a 36 page response to my 10 page motion

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law schools biggest failure is that it doesn’t teach u how to give ‘em the ole razzle dazzle

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i don’t care if i haven’t seen you since freshman orientation i want to know where u matched

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@gracee_b v good also got out well under $50 splitting an app & pizza plus a glass of wine

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need resy to work on their tone this is a treat not a deadline

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just want to bring this graphic design to everyone’s attention